By Amathiel - 29/12/2012 15:23 - Norway - Flor?

Today, I had a proper look at myself in the mirror. I have recently lost 5 lbs. Turns out that it mainly shows on my boob. Not boobs. Boob. Right one only. FML
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Amathiel 17

Additional info from OP here: Yes, I have a BF who has commented on it, but with humor. He's nicknamed them Bert and Ernie because of the size difference now. Yes, I know it's a common thing, but it still isn't cool to walk around with half a boob on one side ;)

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Top comments

xicebearx 8

Don't worry, most girls (including myself) have one boob that's bigger than the other. It's surprisingly common.

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saIty 17

You're a boob. Just titting you're my breast friend.

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Comments

g4m30v3r 11

Can you squeeze the larger one and push some of tit to the other side?

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zombieslayer83 19

Coming from a guy, its not a big deal. It just means they're real. I'll take different sizes over fake any day!

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harrisoncohix 5

My favorite thing about this FML is that it has the word "boob" in it 3 times in a row.

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vbmg152 18

We always lose weight in our breasts first! Why is that? Why can we lose some of our fat asses first??

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Johnpinkerton 4

Everyone has a fetish.

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escapeqnim00 2

These posts are hilarious. I was depressed (over, what else, a guy who just got a new girlfriend) before I read this and no I'm giggling. Thanks!

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BloodFaerie 21

I find a lot of women have this problem... this is why I can't buy bras with molded cups... I have to get the lesser of the sizes and get it in a stretchy cotton....

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Storvolleng 28

I just have to quote Jimmy Carr. " Focus on the positive. One of them is BIGGER! "

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