By Amathiel - 29/12/2012 15:23 - Norway - Flor?

Today, I had a proper look at myself in the mirror. I have recently lost 5 lbs. Turns out that it mainly shows on my boob. Not boobs. Boob. Right one only. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 173
You deserved it 3 189

Amathiel tells us more.

Amathiel 17

Additional info from OP here: Yes, I have a BF who has commented on it, but with humor. He's nicknamed them Bert and Ernie because of the size difference now. Yes, I know it's a common thing, but it still isn't cool to walk around with half a boob on one side ;)

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Top comments

xicebearx 8

Don't worry, most girls (including myself) have one boob that's bigger than the other. It's surprisingly common.

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saIty 17

You're a boob. Just titting you're my breast friend.

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decoydetonator 5

And a well rounded one. ;)

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gregkingsley 4

Guess ill have to just grab the other one then.............

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MsMourningStar 22

That blows. Well you could always try the sick trick for now :)

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safaeita 32

Oh my god that's horrible, i've been trying to gain some weight and it all showed on my stomach though, not a happy sight..SO fyl !!

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skyeyez9 24

It sucks to be a girl sometimes :/ Periods, pms, one boob bigger than the other, a good bra costs like $55

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safaeita 32

It always sucks to be a girl , specially that I'am from an Arabic country, society sucks in here ugh !

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CharresBarkrey 15

Before reading this FML and comments, I was never thankful for symmetrical boobs. I am now though.

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Amathiel 17

Additional info from OP here: Yes, I have a BF who has commented on it, but with humor. He's nicknamed them Bert and Ernie because of the size difference now. Yes, I know it's a common thing, but it still isn't cool to walk around with half a boob on one side ;)

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Lorysa 11

It does kinda suck, but who knows? Maybe as you keep losing weight, the other one will shrink to match it. However, even if they do stay like that, don't feel bad! :) You're super cute, uneven boobs or not.

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doLLe 21

You just gotta love how the body works, it just burns the fat where ever it wants.

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jpatrick005 6

You will be surprised how little guys will care. We notice and might bring it up, but it's not the worst thing that could happen.

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DisappearingRose 18

Well, time to lose another 5 pounds!

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simoncat 11

As soon as I can stop giggling, I am gonna tell ya "been there sister." I'm sorry. Work out. The chest muscles will help define and shape your "bosom" and the size(s) will become less noticeable.

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