Love: Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended...

By CP19JK12KH - 03/01/2010 09:56 - United States

Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML

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By JCruz411 - 21/01/2010 13:10 - France

Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML

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By EKG - 11/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 days with no visitors, I got my first phone call. It was my best friend asking if he could date my ex girlfriend. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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By krh14 - 10/02/2015 12:59 - United States - Crofton

Today, my girlfriend was feeling a little down, so I tried to console her. She said she just needed space and I respected that. Then an hour later she was fine, so I asked how she did it. She replied that she talked to her ex for a whole hour. This is a common procedure. FML

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By dukemisery - 28/11/2016 12:23 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, my ex-girlfriend called saying she wants to get back together because of how mature and sincere I sounded last night. I despise her and I was drunk last night. FML

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I was the bullet in the relationship

By Anonymous - 10/01/2023 10:00

Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML

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Am I the asshole?

By Anon - 22/05/2023 22:00

Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML

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Please don't go

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

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amy397123 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 16:07

I'm sure she is your ex for a reason. Move on.

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 3 January 2010 17:16

You talked for "hours" and she was high the entire time? That's some powerful weed.

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BikerMike 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 16:36

you should have ****** her

Malinkrot 3

Sunday 3 January 2010 16:57

"high school is so important, these problems actually matter..." meant to reply to 10

fudrick 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 23:57

High school is such a serious thing, these problems matter*

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 3 January 2010 17:16

You talked for "hours" and she was high the entire time? That's some powerful weed.

Iwannabetreo 11

Sunday 3 January 2010 17:20

And you're too high to care about grammar?

Dairybun 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 17:26

I think you should probably know that the 'Memory Loss' your Ex has appeared to been affected by is quite physically impossible as memory loss is not a side effect of Marajuana........... Your ex is lying to you...... Fyl

mandarin01 0

Monday 4 January 2010 4:47

Uh, short term memory loss is indeed a side effect of marijuana.

mandarin01 0

Monday 4 January 2010 4:52

Though I really don't think weed (if this is what she was high on) would cause you to forget an entire phone conversation.

FUCKYOU4196 3

Tuesday 12 July 2016 7:48

Right? Call total bullshit. Even the first few times I ever smoked, I have never in my life completely lost a memory like that. You can dab every single day for years on end and not lose memories. Maybe she took some benzos.

shreddinthagnar 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 17:40

@16 learn to make sense, sweetheart :*

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 19:18

Well, when you said "my high school boyfriend always chooses his drugs over me" do you mean your boyfriend lies about where he is going, hides his syringes and steals money from you for heroin, or he goes and smokes weed and watches Family Guy with other high schoolers while you sit at home because your curfew is 9 pm? Because I assume its the 2nd one, and you are probably whining about nothing.