Miscellaneous: Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the...

By crazyjohnny - 01/06/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got a F. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 10:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML

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By BCBUDDY - 07/05/2011 15:29 - United States

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

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By gonnafail - 16/11/2013 20:18 - United States - York

Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML

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By anonymous - 13/09/2015 15:34 - Luxembourg

Today, my roommate remembered that we have an essay due Monday, so he wrote the full essay, while stoned, in less than an hour, without using his textbook. It was better than the one I spent all week writing. He is now upstairs having sex, and I've lost all motivation. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2012 16:25 - United States - El Cajon

Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML

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By pissedandcomputerless - 07/11/2013 18:42 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I failed on a school presentation because I was not prepared. Apparently, the fact that my computer crapped itself and started giving off smoke last period isn't a good reason for not having my presentation prepared. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 17:44 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2018 03:30

Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML

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By :(( - 24/06/2012 21:45 - United States - Montevideo

Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML

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emery52 0

Monday 1 June 2009 15:56

Just point to your friend & say-this is why. Case closed.

Ravemaster7 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:12

Team grading is as stupid as grading a debate is as stupid as debating the legalization of marijuana in school. Everyone knows what the teacher wants to hear anyway. But it's funny that your partner was stoned and the team arguing for the legalization of it won.

Comments

DarkMirror 0

Monday 1 June 2009 18:02

lol while I'm for its legalization, I gotta agree with #3. You could've worked that to your advantage :)

nicma17 0

Monday 1 June 2009 18:14

well it should be legal that might be why you got the f you were just debating the wrong side sorry.

zander09 0

Monday 1 June 2009 18:24

I think you two proved admirably why marijuana should never be legalized, except to treat the terminally ill. It makes you motherfucking dumb and unmotivated.

jeffandjeff 22

Sunday 26 May 2013 23:22

If I want to be a lazy stupid-ass stoner, who are you to say I shouldn't?

NoMercy_fml 0

Monday 1 June 2009 18:25

How could you lose? You should have used your partner as an example of why it shouldn't be legal. But in my opinion weed should be legal.

blahdsflksfd 0

Monday 1 June 2009 18:38

I dont think it should be legal. In fact, alcohol should be illegal too. Damn kids drinking, smoking, and having sex instead of doing something useful for society.

SirAwesome 0

Monday 1 June 2009 18:43

Agree with #9. Group grading is awful. And I say that as someone far removed from high school.

xHaniffax 0

Monday 1 June 2009 18:48

#40: That's what I was saying read the FML, it says: "We got a F" when it should be "We got an F" I was correcting the OP.

xemmy_fml 0

Monday 1 June 2009 18:52

To all of the morons saying, "Why didn't you use your partner as an example?": It either A)wasn't apparent that the guy was stoned and the OP didn't want to rat him out or B)the teacher noticed immediately and probably gave the whole group an F in that instant.