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By crazyjohnny - 01/06/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got a F. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 10:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML

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By BCBUDDY - 07/05/2011 15:29 - United States

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

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By gonnafail - 16/11/2013 20:18 - United States - York

Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML

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By anonymous - 13/09/2015 15:34 - Luxembourg

Today, my roommate remembered that we have an essay due Monday, so he wrote the full essay, while stoned, in less than an hour, without using his textbook. It was better than the one I spent all week writing. He is now upstairs having sex, and I've lost all motivation. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2012 16:25 - United States - El Cajon

Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML

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By pissedandcomputerless - 07/11/2013 18:42 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I failed on a school presentation because I was not prepared. Apparently, the fact that my computer crapped itself and started giving off smoke last period isn't a good reason for not having my presentation prepared. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 17:44 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2018 03:30

Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML

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By :(( - 24/06/2012 21:45 - United States - Montevideo

Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML

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emery52 0

Monday 1 June 2009 15:56

Just point to your friend & say-this is why. Case closed.

Ravemaster7 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:12

Team grading is as stupid as grading a debate is as stupid as debating the legalization of marijuana in school. Everyone knows what the teacher wants to hear anyway. But it's funny that your partner was stoned and the team arguing for the legalization of it won.

Comments

sfsdfsf 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:13

So... you got a bad grade on something? OK, who hasn't? NOT AN FML.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 1 June 2009 16:14

I hate team grading. It seems no one ever takes it seriously, and one person ends up doing all the work. Your 'friend' shouldn't have even showed up, honestly.

tWitt3rBuG 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:15

Your partner is Awesum!!!

roznic 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:15

Agreed with number 3... That should've been perfect evidence which you could of worked on and won..

HelloNoora1 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 19:45

and rat him out that he was high?

kangaroo62 2

Thursday 9 June 2011 22:11

In my school at least, you can't get in trouble for that unless you actually have something on you. Pretty much all the teachers already know if you're high.

melikeulongtime 4

Monday 1 June 2009 16:17

Of course you got "an" F in an English debate. If something as simple as an indefinite article evades you, you were screwed from the get go. FYL and your grammar!

kitkat26_fml 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:20

#2, often, people get assigned to a side of a debate and don't choose it. Plus, he doesn't deserve an F for an opinion that differs from yours. And #3 - Haha!

rukusrazor 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:24

Debates in English? I never did that. That's what Debate class was for. Also, doesn't English class end in 9th grade followed by Values, American Lit. I & II, Creative Writing, etc? /At least in the U.S.

fortytwo 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:27

#17, IIRC, our school just generalizes the English classes. English 9, English 10, etc. The biggest variation from that formula is AP English. Of course, each year focuses on different things. That's just the name of the course.

blue8795 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:32

@15 I'm fairly sure that the OP is right about the indefinite article, since you usually use "an" before words with vowels. F doesn't look like one, but it sounds like "effe." Same with words like 'honorable.' All in all, I hate team grading.