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By calidumbass - 14/01/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 13:43 - Norway

Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML

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By emptypockets - 31/10/2014 13:35 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

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By Marcus - 10/04/2021 02:00 - Norway

Today, I was driving to work when I had to abruptly brake to avoid a pedestrian who had suddenly jumped into the street. As a consequence, my parking ID was pushed in between the dashboard and the windshield. It is literally impossible to get it out before my shift starts. In other words, I'm going to get fined. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see four kids taking the hubcaps, radio, and license plates off of my truck. I chased them six blocks until I tripped and twisted my ankle. I limped back to my car and found a ticket on my windshield for $55 dollars. The reason? Missing license plates. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 00:23 - United States

Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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jibz 6

Friday 14 January 2011 23:23

YDI 100 times over OP, never hit and run. man up and own up to your mistakes or stay off the roads.

Gummybears4life 0

Friday 14 January 2011 23:23

You're an idiot. You deserved it.

Comments

mike3775 35

Saturday 15 January 2011 16:08

Man your lucky you didn't hit me and flee.

dannodavis 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 16:18

Only a complete dumbass would flee the scene. You do realize that what you did is commit a low-grade felony, right?

dirtbike937u 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 17:04

Today, I bothered to read this FML post. FML

PvsNP 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 17:30

If I'd been involved in that accident I would've hunted you down and kicked the shit out of you. YDI for breaking the law you asshole.

iBchillen 3

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:20

damn.. Your ****** !

Astubbs1 5

Saturday 15 January 2011 20:38

Dumb ******

ellemck1 1

Saturday 15 January 2011 21:33

Yeah, you completely deserved that one. Have fun with the legal fees! Karma is great against morons like you.

purple_sarah88 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 22:59

Fleeing the scene is a crime. You made things worse for yourself. YDI totally. Nice to know karma works though, thank you for restoring my faith in the universe and putting a smile on my face, I needed it.

miniselman 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 23:20

hahaha you totally deserve it, cause instead of having to just pay for damages now you can loose your license and/or spend time in jail because you fled the scene of a crime....i hope the judge screws you just like you did the poor person you OBVIOUSLY hit you jack ass.

rpjp0731 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 0:38

You deserved to get caught you jerk! My grandmother was killed in a hit and run 10 days before Christmas and they found that asshole and now he's in jail, just like you should be!!! Just goes to show that nothing good ever comes from lying or cheating!!