Money: Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day...

By calidumbass - 14/01/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 13:43 - Norway

Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML

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By emptypockets - 31/10/2014 13:35 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 6 913

By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By Marcus - 10/04/2021 02:00 - Norway

Today, I was driving to work when I had to abruptly brake to avoid a pedestrian who had suddenly jumped into the street. As a consequence, my parking ID was pushed in between the dashboard and the windshield. It is literally impossible to get it out before my shift starts. In other words, I'm going to get fined. FML

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You deserved it 146

By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see four kids taking the hubcaps, radio, and license plates off of my truck. I chased them six blocks until I tripped and twisted my ankle. I limped back to my car and found a ticket on my windshield for $55 dollars. The reason? Missing license plates. FML

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You deserved it 3 171

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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You deserved it 4 152

By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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You deserved it 68 111

By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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You deserved it 7 617

By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 00:23 - United States

Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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Friday 14 January 2011 23:23

YDI 100 times over OP, never hit and run. man up and own up to your mistakes or stay off the roads.

Gummybears4life 0

Friday 14 January 2011 23:23

You're an idiot. You deserved it.

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Klytus 2

Sunday 16 January 2011 0:48

No sympathy from this corner, I'm afraid. I got screwed over by someone who hit my car and fled the scene, leaving me to foot the bill for damages I had nothing to do with. Take your medicine, pay the fines, do your time, and learn your bloody lesson!

albertaeinstein 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 1:22

You're a jerk, op. You get what you deserve.

bambikiller84 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 2:04

douche bag. I hope they suspend your license. and you serve jail time.

dansco 24

Sunday 16 January 2011 2:54

Hope you enjoy prison!

hhbett53 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 5:59

It is a sad day when people care more about money than personal responsibility and kindness to others. I sincerely hope that this experience makes you a better person.

cry0 1

Sunday 16 January 2011 9:29

people that do hit n runs should get their driving privledges revoked. all the people that scratch and dent others cars out of carelessness need to diaf.

ZeddyTeddy 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 10:16

That is what happens to stupid piece of sh*t losers like you. Your dumb ass is so retarded that it compelled me to make an account just to point out what a goddamn loser you are.

ct4lp 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 13:45

Hope karma bites you. Again and again and again!!!!

dmantheplaya 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 17:32

your a efin asshole. take the bus jerk off.

Mikalamalasa 0

Monday 17 January 2011 5:20

Allow me to begin by saying how incredibly stupid you are... and I am definitely not the only one thinking it. It goes without saying on this one that you completely, 100%, undeniably deserve this. I really hope you learned your lesson. You will be in serious trouble after this.