Miscellaneous: Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first...

By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 16:17 - United States

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML

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By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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By jdawn99 - 22/10/2013 14:24 - United States - Arkansas City

Today, as a science teacher, I did a science experiment in front of a class. One of my students asked me if it was "photoshopped." He was being serious. FML

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By mcadabax - 05/11/2011 11:06 - Canada

Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML

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By Matthew - 04/07/2018 22:30

Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML

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By Sorry? - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 03:53 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my science teacher decided not to recommend me for an honors science class for next year. The reason? Last week, I made the mistake of asking whether spray tans give vitamins in the same way as the sun. FML

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By NittanyMangini - 26/05/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 21:41 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML

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By hopelesscollegestudent - 21/09/2012 16:22 - Canada

Today, I asked my college chemistry teacher for some much-needed help. Instead of explaining anything to me, she scoffed that if I don't understand something, I should "just Google it." FML

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By really - 13/11/2014 18:17 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:50

I thought it was cute lol

Doppelganger10 4

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:52

I thoight it was funny lol

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lisaw375 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 22:51

your teacher must be a bitch cuz I thought that was cute

gothhottie 5

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:00

Wow man thats hilarious. I wish I would think of stuff like that:)

jjdominguez 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 3:06

How old r u ??? I learned this in like wht 3 grade

jjdominguez 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 3:07

Butt I love this tho

peacesign13 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 2:57

I thought it was cute

hurrican_fml 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 23:43

She ask you so she should take your answer.

Kathts7 12

Thursday 12 April 2012 17:03

This made me laugh. Out loud. I'm on a train.

babe7260 30

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:48

Wow that's brutal!!!! It was totally funny, apparently they have something up their ass & are unable to laugh!!!!

armystrong88 1

Saturday 28 July 2012 17:00

U really don't know whr that is? How old are! I learne tht in 4th grade lol

doglover100 28

Sunday 18 November 2012 15:19

Haha. I suck with the whole photosynthesis process.

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