Intimacy: Today, I had a sex dream, which I interrupted by having an OCD-induced...

By Dead_Fox - 21/11/2012 05:48 - United States - Jonesboro

Today, I had a sex dream, which I interrupted by having an OCD-induced panic attack because apparently we weren't using protection. My brain won't even let me enjoy the fantasy action I get in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 19:00 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML

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By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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By Dreamblocker - 28/06/2021 22:00

Today, I was having an intense erotic dream. It was going great until I thought, "I hope this isn't a dream." This caused me to wake up. This isn't the first time I've cockblocked myself in a dream. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2021 00:00 - Romania - Campina

Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 08:17 - United States

Today, I had plans for a romantic night with my boyfriend, who is perfect in every way possible. We were going to have sex for the first time as well. Unfortunately, I had a dream last night about him shitting all over me and I can't look at him with a straight face. FML

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By Randy Candy - 12/02/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:28 - Belgium - Ieper

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

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The joys of parenthood

By Anonymous - 07/09/2022 14:00

Today, I had my first "hot" dream in a while. In the dream, my husband and I finally got cozy and comfortable, but just as we were about to start our banging, our toddlers interrupted us. So, my kids are cockblocking me even in my dreams. FML

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By Light Sleeper - 14/10/2012 04:24 - United States - Evansville

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

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Wednesday 21 November 2012 16:02

is it even possible to cockblock yourself?

NothernNightmare 18

Wednesday 21 November 2012 16:02

OCD or not, using a condom is always a good thing.

Comments

Banana_ham_ox 0

Wednesday 21 November 2012 17:33

they dont make rubbers big enough for sloths so i dont have to worry about it. :D

My3sons 3

Wednesday 21 November 2012 17:55

Maybe your subconscious is trying to tell you something.;)

squidbilly4life 0

Wednesday 21 November 2012 18:08

I don't think it was your OCD I think it was your common sense kicking in

SevenMillionTons 4

Wednesday 21 November 2012 19:02

Condoms are for *******

lysx84 24

Wednesday 21 November 2012 19:49

*femidoms are for *******...

Sally2dicks21 8

Wednesday 21 November 2012 20:05

I know how that feels.

bobslawnservice 16

Wednesday 21 November 2012 20:05

I routinely stop just short of having sex in my dreams because I don't want to cheat on my wife. I too am a lucid dreaming sad sack.

HortonThelephant 15

Wednesday 21 November 2012 20:25

Cum on op! Everyone knows semen swim the backstroke in dreams, and S T D'd ya know its impossible to contract diseases? But only in your dreams children. Play it safe. Handle with care. And always wrap your package before shipment.