By Dead_Fox - 21/11/2012 05:48 - United States - Jonesboro

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Today, I had a sex dream, which I interrupted by having an OCD-induced panic attack because apparently we weren't using protection. My brain won't even let me enjoy the fantasy action I get in my sleep. FML
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Zestus 19

is it even possible to cockblock yourself?

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NothernNightmare 18

OCD or not, using a condom is always a good thing.

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NothernNightmare 18

OCD or not, using a condom is always a good thing.

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SenselessPattern 12

Protection is especially important in dreams to prevent dream-herpes. Just be glad the woman in your dream didn't turn into a shark or tree shredder halfway through.

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perdix 29

It's always a wise thing, but it's never a good thing.

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xlord 27

Protection is also extremely important when being mind ******. Some people have really dirty minds....

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charvisioku 22

I agree with 18 here... it's definitely the more sensible thing to do, but god they don't half ruin it... they feel shit.

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gmaniac93 7

Haha, well thats a DICK move on your part, thats gotta SUCK.

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unknown_user5566 26

33- Then you must love unexpected pregancies and STD's!

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mduffy08 8

15 - I remember when I was diagnosed with dream AIDS, then I woke up.

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LiveLoveBeatles 19

33- you must get that from your parents, huh?

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israelnotjacob 20

I have to say YDI because even though OCD typically isn't by choice, if it's this serious that you can't even enjoy a dam sex dream you're clearly not dealing with it, and that is your fault.

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MikeFoxtrot01594 11

94 It's not an OCD. I have OP's problem when writing "erotic literature."

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Zestus 19

is it even possible to cockblock yourself?

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Feared 9

Definitely. The following can usually do the trick: -Insulting your partner. -Farting -Sticking it in the wrong hole. -Menstration. -Pointing out, that there is a way hotter guy/girl to sleep with. -Reading FML's when you should be paying attention to your partner.

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xlord 27

Saying "I love you *insert sisters name*"

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unknown_user5566 26

49- I think #20 meant that as a self-"****"block for a woman.

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Jonaahhhh 12

Yes. Wear one of the hats with the propeller on top. Or use "Swag" and "Yolo".... Surefire **** blocks

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trivel64 16

I would totally do a guy with a propellor cap tho

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Noxialis 9

#73 - In that case, look me up, eh. I'll spin you right round ;)

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lhazz11 23

Well, at least we know you'll use it in real life:)

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Feared 9

Or you could just wear one to bed. Problem solved.

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Puffytruffles 18

Better than having sexual relations with a rubber duck.

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XPetrova 10

Look at it as a warning or a prophecy for the future...

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xlord 27

I had a dream where I became batman and king of russia in the same day. Can I look at mine as a prophecy?

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Stealthed 8

Dream? That is pretty much vladimir putin's life summed up. I don't think I've ever once seen that guy turn around to look at an awesome explosion behind him. Not once..

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SammyS2012 21

Well now you can't become batman because you blew your future secret identity :/

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lilhellian 26

By the way it's a reference to the guy who hit his nut on the table. He hit them three times.

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Schizomaniac 24

It was a noble attempt, bud.

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2pepper3 10

Practicing safe habits pays off, kids are expensive...

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chubbybunny963 7

Don't let your affection give her an infection. Put some protection on that erection!

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RedPillSucks 31

@40 put on a wrapper before you tap her.

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Stealthed 8

You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong!

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ardencred 7

You can't go wrong if you shield your dong!

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challan 19

That's a good thing OP! Tomorrow night you may have dreamt you were a guest on Maury! You are the dream father!!

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geon_olam 17

I think you have to learn the difference between OCD and common sense. Not wanting to have sex without a condom isn't an abnormal disorder- it's very reasonable. The panic attack sucks though.

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shannonreneee 11

9, people do self diagnose, but it could genuinely be OCD. I have OCD induced dreams about events in my life I cannot control and obsess over incessantly (it's been diagnosed).

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