By msj137 - 17/07/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I had a softball tournament which also landed on my birthday. My dad had to leave town for work, so he left me a card on my night stand. Instead of a happy birthday, all it said was 'Don't mess up the game for everyone'. FML
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p00p0ster0us 0

If you're lucky, he'll stay right where he is. Away. Sorry that your dad is a prick. Unless of course he plans to call you later and say 'haha, I was joking sweety' We shall see, Mr. Prick. We shall see...

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thatsucks42 4

Probably not, but your grammar does.

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YeTi_MaNN 0

But all guys in theater ARE gay, or at least they are damn close. Not a homophobe, just an observation.

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georgie_sweetypi 0

that's harsh!

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marleytooyou 0

omg I play softball too

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NatandAlexrhot 6

my dad does that to me all the time! and softballs the best

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savanna44 0

Softball rules and my mom did the same thing to me

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lilemo 0

hey 37, it's a proven fact that 70% of all college softball players r bi or lesbian.

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frolick123 0

haha all guys in theatre and all soft ball players r lesbian... u prolly are i mean u said half ur team had boyfriends not that u did... and ur softball team has really good covers... come out of the duggout already

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Immatheprez 0

He's probably just having a sense of humor, don't worry about it

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Carlie_McCartney 1

I'm sure he was kidding. No one could be that thoughtful (leaving a card) but rude (...by screwing it up) haha. well, sorry just the same!

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