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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML
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perdix 29

Who would think that a guy who would take his daughter to a tattoo parlor would allow demon alcohol to pass his lips? I didn't see that coming! I'm sorry you had to hear that, but you should have replied, "Yeah, but you still owe me a gift, Lock-Pockets." My late dad used to say that having us kids was the greatest thing he ever did. My mom agreed when it came to my brother and sister, but when it came to me, she said, "Mmmmm. Not so much." FML!

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mama2b3 20

awh how sweet of him. arent dads just the greatest!?

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mama2b3 20

awh how sweet of him. arent dads just the greatest!?

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madarchod 0

Believe me, he is telling the truth, just accept it and STFU

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stephanie0613 0

Hahaha how funny. Sounds like somethingg my dad would say! But my dad love's to joke around, idk if that's the case with your dad.

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MissErikaHart 0

op sounds like a family of inbreeds.

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LeoFML 1

Gunna need an amazing eraser for that mistake.

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psaphier 9

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jellyfish_735 0

u should've told ur mom to take u to get the tattoo :p

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MAGNAVOX 0

Accidents happen OP.

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perdix 29

Who would think that a guy who would take his daughter to a tattoo parlor would allow demon alcohol to pass his lips? I didn't see that coming! I'm sorry you had to hear that, but you should have replied, "Yeah, but you still owe me a gift, Lock-Pockets." My late dad used to say that having us kids was the greatest thing he ever did. My mom agreed when it came to my brother and sister, but when it came to me, she said, "Mmmmm. Not so much." FML!

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fatty_mcfathead 0

Wow that bites big time. My mom is the same with my brother:P

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FFML_314 11

Go star in a series of **** movies and deliver them to all of his co-workers. That should piss him off.

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perdix 29

That couldn't possibly backfire. One day she'll walk in on him whacking off to one of her movies. Between squirts, she'll get that apology she so desperately wanted.

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mintcar 9

Wow, that's gotta hurt. :/

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