Health: Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco...

By Alec - 15/06/2011 09:02 - United States

Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle of hot sauce that was in front of it fell and broke. Not only did the glass cut my feet up, but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2020 14:00

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By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2022 08:01

Today, I may be permanently blind in one eye after my girlfriend squirted me with sauce during a playful food fight. She basically used the first bottle she could grab without looking, the extra spicy sauce I make myself that requires gloves, goggles and nose plugs while cooking. FML

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By bitter cherry - 29/09/2010 21:29 - United States

Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML

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By Autocorrected - 26/11/2012 20:13 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML

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By westwoodcosmo - 27/01/2016 22:35 - United States - Mesa

Today, I took a swig of my Dr Pepper while having a meeting with my manager. As soon as I was about to swallow, I began coughing, and spat a whole mouthful all over her face. FML

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happymelon 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:13

Hot sauce for a sore throat? What are you reading, "Medical Journal for those who liken themselves to Chuck Norris"?

ArmedcrackerR6 8

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:50

LMAO idiot

Comments

l0606299 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 6:00

awwwhh!!!! that sounds horrible but sooo funny!

suffokate6 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 6:09

tabasco sauce would hurt in your eye lol

kenkmc 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 6:22

well, did it work? hahaha

lindseyluvszac 4

Thursday 16 June 2011 7:07

I'm sorry that your misery just made my night. Thanks!

casstastrophexx 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 7:32

OP, did you know that gullible is written on your ceiling? YDI

jellybelliez 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 9:28

aha urrr fauuulllttt!!! try using tea nxt tym!!

megaaann_fml 9

Thursday 16 June 2011 9:40

Uh, chunks of what? Your tongue?

mbet3 1

Thursday 16 June 2011 9:56

That's unfortunate... Did it at least help?

tayza249 20

Thursday 16 June 2011 12:56

Huh. You know, they have lozenges for that. I imagine that they taste a lot better..

athos1237 4

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:07

The design of a Tabasco bottle allows 1-2 drops at a time even with the cap coming off. Calling B/S!

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