Was it worth it?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2023 00:02

Today, I had a stomach bug, but despite it I swallowed a mouthful of habanero sauce on a dare. I ended up projectile vomiting on a wall outside, lost my sense of balance and fell over on the sidewalk, almost blacked out from the tightness in my chest, and had to refuse an ambulance that somebody had called. All for $5. FML
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Gubbon 17

Reading the first sentence was already enough to give you a big, fat YDI.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

I hate to be the one to tell you, but there's another condition you suffer from. It's called Stupid Bastard Syndrome, and in your case it has a very high chance of being fatal.

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RichardPencil 30

But you are "The Winner!" That's a song by Bobby Bare. Listen to it and maybe you'll think about doing asshole stunts. Speaking of asshole stunts, in about a day or so, the habanero is going to say a fiery "¡adios, muchacho!" to you.

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Gubbon 17

Reading the first sentence was already enough to give you a big, fat YDI.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

I hate to be the one to tell you, but there's another condition you suffer from. It's called Stupid Bastard Syndrome, and in your case it has a very high chance of being fatal.

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lexxiasaurus 27

sorry but no sympathy here. please be more careful next time. or at least send the link 😅🤙 seriously though take care of yourself. stomach won't be right for the next few days

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