Health: Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco...

By Alec - 15/06/2011 09:02 - United States

Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2022 08:01

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By bitter cherry - 29/09/2010 21:29 - United States

Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML

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By Autocorrected - 26/11/2012 20:13 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML

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By westwoodcosmo - 27/01/2016 22:35 - United States - Mesa

Today, I took a swig of my Dr Pepper while having a meeting with my manager. As soon as I was about to swallow, I began coughing, and spat a whole mouthful all over her face. FML

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happymelon 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:13

Hot sauce for a sore throat? What are you reading, "Medical Journal for those who liken themselves to Chuck Norris"?

ArmedcrackerR6 8

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:50

LMAO idiot

Comments

hubla 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:36

pansy I eat tabasco all the time I could it it when I was five...... I got in trouble a lot when I was little

Yoshi_Fue 9

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:42

Hey asshole, not everybody consumes hot sauce all their damned lives like you and I...

hubla 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:48

well if he can't handle tabasco then he shouldn't be trying to use it as a remedy for his sore throat

meggieh815 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 20:16

the sauce wasn't the problem. the problem was the fact that the cap came off and spilled all over OP. Unless you drink tobasco sauce with a straw with nothing else, you would puke too. good try on being tough, guys.

hubla 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 20:46

I can drink out the bottle and I know this because I took a bet and got 50 bucks for doing it and I have tried the source which is the hottest hot sauce at the beef jerky outlet which is a so much hotter than a single bottle of Tabasco look it up on YouTube there are videos of people crying and vomiting because it is so hot and all they got was a little drop

sweetcande999 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 19:07

Omg you poor thing! Thats horrible!

smexehXredhead0 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 19:24

Sorry, but I laughed at this one xD

RubenTheGreek 8

Wednesday 15 June 2011 19:25

Ouch,better be more careful next time.

russell61 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 19:32

You are an idiot plain and simple.

in_wonderland 1

Wednesday 15 June 2011 19:45

HAHAHAHA that was ******* hilarious, i'm sorry. and unfortunate.

BigDickDawson 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 20:55

So...chunks is your English bulldog, isn't he?

Mig445 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 20:59

Haha tears of joy LOL XD

baseball247 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 21:09

are you retarded?

iveanne 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 21:34

I don't think the fml is this particular incident. no the real fml is how incredibly stupid you are. where in the world did you read that Tabasco relieves a sore throat? serves you right for believing everything you read instead of using common sense.