Health: Today, I had a swollen knee, and was slowly limping to the toilet....

By Jen_ - 26/01/2012 22:08 - France

Today, I had a swollen knee, and was slowly limping to the toilet. All of a sudden, my mom ran past me, beating me to it. As she closed the door, she said, "AT LEAST I CAN RUN!" FML

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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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By crippy - 26/06/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I came home from a knee surgery. I asked my mother to get me a glass of water. She replied, "You can get it, you're not crippled. Oh wait, yeah you are!" and laughed hysterically. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 04:12 - Canada - Kingston

Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML

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By Sam - 09/01/2018 19:00

Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML

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By luvs2spooge89 - 01/05/2013 14:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML

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Priorities

By elly - 08/04/2021 14:00

Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML

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By a - 12/02/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML

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kateheartswaffle 0

Friday 27 January 2012 1:01

She sounds..nice?

Samberriee 9

Friday 27 January 2012 1:02

Go for her Achilles next time, dawg.

Comments

jonmansheppard 9

Friday 27 January 2012 12:26

I could run to the bathroom too, but then I took an arrow to the knee

PJmeloche 2

Friday 27 January 2012 12:27

Not an fml.

CockAsian 14

Friday 27 January 2012 12:56

Or her mom was just a bitch?

codyFML 0

Friday 27 January 2012 13:52

U used to be an adventurer like her..

linkinpark98 23

Friday 27 January 2012 17:55

*Clotheslines you before you could say it* ;)

ErinBeam 1

Friday 27 January 2012 15:16

Take one too many arrows to the knee OP? Lol

ItsTheMo 10

Friday 27 January 2012 15:21

If I had kids, I'm sure I'd do that. Lol.

chels1994 11

Friday 27 January 2012 17:10

I find this to be hysterical

linkinpark98 23

Friday 27 January 2012 17:53

SuperBitch to the rescue! "Oh wait I have to hit the crapper before I leave." *Runs past OP into the bathroom*

AllSoul 23

Friday 27 January 2012 19:04

You snooze, you lose...

MrNYC 0

Friday 27 January 2012 21:13

To the retards who said you should pee on the door ......You have to be retarted why would you pee in your own house on the door... Op learn how to take a joke little depressed bitch lol