Intimacy: Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and...

By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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MoonTiger 4

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:01

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

JackR1104 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:07

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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Tahsis 4

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:39

What the hell made all the commends get deleted.

hateevryone 14

Sunday 3 July 2011 3:54

haha. yea bacon makes you have an ******. to me this really isn't a fml. its funny

asdfghj771 0

Monday 4 July 2011 4:35

bacons pretty damn sexy

PYLrulz 17

Monday 4 July 2011 12:15

Ok, the comic is great, LMAO!!!

urmomsupstrs 1

Tuesday 5 July 2011 2:00

i could see it, bacon is a very sexy meat when frying in a pan......mmmmm bacon!

ManiacsRose 10

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:25

Mental orgasms are awesome. I know, I have them all the time :)

ecuboy 5

Tuesday 5 July 2011 15:02

We all assume he means the food bacon, but he could be talking about Kevin Bacon!?!?!!

milly_11 4

Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:19

That makes u seem.slightly.pathetic and like.a real fatty

Okinawa95 2

Thursday 7 July 2011 4:19

For God's sake, man! GET HELP! D=

bluemoongirl 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:49

u need to get laid my friend!!!

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