By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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skater847 0

just saying I don't get how bacon can turn a person on

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jake040 3

how is that bad? bacon is epicly sexy

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jake040 3

how is that bad? bacon is epicly sexy

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TheDeadlyBones 0

lol! my boyfriend had that dream once... but, I was made of that bacon... good to know I'm just as loved as bacon.

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shattered567 0

haha thats pretty f*cked up man bacon really not megan fox ??? haha :/

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Jeffers123 5

it's ok man that happens to alot of people. just for us it women, not bacon.

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Ilikethenamesam 3

I can't imagine human-bacon babies

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onlyin_urdreamz 5

mmmmmm thats some sexy bacon!!! but have you met its twin glazed ham? damn now thats some good stuff!!!

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kathrynclw 0

well now I know how to get to a guys heart...

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