By crashingdown - 29/05/2010 05:28 - Australia

Today, I had a weird dream I woke up on the bathroom floor at my local gym. Turns out it wasn't a dream, and I passed out from "overworking myself". I was on the treadmill for under 5 minutes, walking. FML
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Mr_Zachary 0

At first I thought, "Maybe drugs?" but I soon came to the realization that it was... *Gasp* OBESITY!!!

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dragead 2

here's a thought. as long as we're assuming that the OP is fat, maybe, in an extreme attempt to lose weight, stopped eating all together along with exercise. So, if you haven't eaten in a few days and try to walk on a treadmill, there is a good possibility that you could pass out. Or, maybe the OP is diabetic due to his/her weight. Then they have a blood sugar spike and then they faint. Or the OP is a teenage girl who isn't fat at all, but is convinced she is, so she becomes Anorexic and passes out due to lack of eating (see point 1) but who cares, let's just make fun of the fatty, right?

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PaiN_fuL 0

that sucks but it happens if you dont eat or something before.

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nick1024 0

haha fatty, someone probably knocked you out cuz they were bored of watching your ass try to waddle at 3mph

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blue_eyes4602 0

just because he passed out doesn't mean he is fat. and for people who are saying he is retarded are being childish. I doubt that's why he passed out. he may be out of shape, but I think he may have been dehydrated, didn't eat, or has a health condition.

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1LL337 0

YDI for not consulting a physician before starting a workout program or using an exercise machine. Read the label on the machine stupid

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boatkicker 4

Where exactly does it say OP never talked to a doctor? Also, five minutes of walking hardly counts as a work out program. I walk that much when I go buy milk, and I'm certainly not going to call my doctor every time I need to go shopping. The most logical reason for OP passing out is dehydration, which doesn't take very long to happen if you don't drink. OP could very easily have talked to their doctor the day before, and still passed out, if it was dehydration.

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shadowsbane 0

**** you guys saying he deserves it for being a fatass. He's at the gym trying to exercise, not at McDonalds shoving burgers down his throat, give him a ******' break.

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