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-1 But, the ice cream... Chocolate... OMNOMNOMMNOMNOM
-24 No what you need to do is hire someone, it's just easier that way.
Fat ppl gotta start somewhere
40- Lol they have no mention of skinny people being unathletic, or athletics in general for that matter XD
Don't feel bad, OP. I don't think exercing is helping me to get in shape either. When I was jogging last night, I was huffing and puffing so hard that when I got to the Dairy Queen, I could hardly eat my Blizzard. Oh, and I'm not fat, I'm just horizontally enhanced. I'm not out of shape either. Round is a shape.
I have been excercising for 5 years now. It was definatley worthit.
-#24 P90X is tough, man. My wife just finished the 90 days and I got tired just watching! I've only tried it twice and it kicked my ass.
instead of an EvilPotato you are an CouchPotato.
38 - Indeed! I'm really skinny but I'm so out of shape I can barely even jog for a minute. I'm 21 too :/ sad, isn't it. I'm just so lazy :)
24- Maybe you should start with P90 (not P90X) it's easier!
It must be because of the blood loss from your period. I recommend taking Iron vitamins.
I recommend penis transplant if the problem persists.
why would you need to shower after doing nothing
my bad I re-read it and it said "almost." I first thought that you passed out after 5min then took a shower
Either way, this guy needs to put in an effort
Also, either way people usually take showers on a daily basis in most cases anyway Don't see why they shouldn't be taking a shower
61- Hopefully you are not just trolling and actually took the time to look thoroughly at snakerake's second comment and also what mine actually said I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you didn't read everything
You're pretty(:
Or they have a medical condition BECAUSE they are lazy/unhealthy eater/etc.
Op was probably dehydrated. You need to drink lots of water before working out !
Fat lard, eat more healthy and drink water
The FML doesn't state that she's fat. She could just as easily have no weight but lacking exercise to keep a toned physique.
... we actually know nothing about the appearance of the OP. All we know is tht whether it's weight related or health related in general, her body struggles terribly with exertion and physical activity like that. someone tiny in size can have the same bodily response to exercise for 1,000 different complicated medical issues but regardless, OP needs to go to a doctor and figure out what the issue is. sounds dangerous
Start out little, then build up your routine.
Sounds like you need to work out a little bit more often, start out slow!
That's if he Dan even get to the actual workout! ;l
I'm not sure you can start out much slower than a 5 min warmup...
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Keep at it and you'll never regret it again. At least in a few weeks anyway.
why would you need to shower after doing nothing