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By crashingdown - 29/05/2010 05:28 - Australia

Today, I had a weird dream I woke up on the bathroom floor at my local gym. Turns out it wasn't a dream, and I passed out from "overworking myself". I was on the treadmill for under 5 minutes, walking. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

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By Ew - 26/05/2016 13:02 - United States - Washington

Today, I went for a three-mile run. I was really proud of myself until I woke up from my dream in my bed, surrounded by empty soda bottles and fast food bags. I haven't worked out in years. FML

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Out of shape

By Anonymous - 20/08/2023 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML

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PTSD FML

By Eddward - 15/06/2021 06:00

Today, I was working a phone call in a call center when I suddenly began to faint while at it. It turned out to be a bad dream I'd woken up from, because it's been three months since I've worked at that call center. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 10:03 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML

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Routine

By notsosexygirl - 21/02/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML

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Knackered and shattered

By Out of Shape - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Egypt

Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML

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By Fark - 27/05/2010 22:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

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Fitness is overrated

By Frankie says relax - 10/12/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. As I was on the treadmill, I accidentally hit the emergency stop button. In my attempt to play it cool, I tried to pretend it was intentional and yelled, "I've reached my fitness goal for the day!" FML

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No more!

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML

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Mr_Zachary 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 12:24

At first I thought, "Maybe drugs?" but I soon came to the realization that it was... *Gasp* OBESITY!!!

dragead 2

Saturday 29 May 2010 15:18

here's a thought. as long as we're assuming that the OP is fat, maybe, in an extreme attempt to lose weight, stopped eating all together along with exercise. So, if you haven't eaten in a few days and try to walk on a treadmill, there is a good possibility that you could pass out. Or, maybe the OP is diabetic due to his/her weight. Then they have a blood sugar spike and then they faint. Or the OP is a teenage girl who isn't fat at all, but is convinced she is, so she becomes Anorexic and passes out due to lack of eating (see point 1) but who cares, let's just make fun of the fatty, right?

Comments

thinkpink1 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 19:44

I'd say you are out of shape so keep it up and committ. if you do, then it will soon be very very easy. try leg lifts and crunchies(lay flat on the ground and sit up just enough for your shoulder blades to lift the ground with your hands on your head). good luck!

SpaghettiDinosau 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 19:48

Guys, even if OP is fat, at least they're trying to fix the problem. If you make fun of fat people because they suck at exercising then they stop and there's more fat people we have to look at.

Primus_fml 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:23

How the hell did you wake up on the bathroom floor?

ndiesal 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:25

This goes beyond out of shape. Even most fat people that are 250, 300, even 400 pounds can handle 5 minutes on a treadmill. Either the OP is out-of-this-world fat, or she needs to go get this checked out by a doctor.

blackllama 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:39

you probably weren't drinking enough water.

bryans1990 9

Saturday 29 May 2010 22:52

ew 9 isn't hot 3 is DEFINITLY hot!!

xxtheman15xx 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 1:21

lmao

feathers1000 2

Sunday 30 May 2010 2:06

what a disgrace to australians

redescalade100 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 3:52

wow u are terribad

Oster_fml 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 5:47

I workout almost everyday, and I was Ina great shape when I started, you need to breathe proporly and make sure to always breathe because, when I was benching I didn't breathe right way and I almost passed out , my spotter saved that day ,