By Marian - 23/03/2009 19:37 - United States

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Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML
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f0rged 0

Tell him you need something bigger to distract you.

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imnotemomylifeis 0

lmao #4 haha you should have used his nuts as stress balls he would have regretted that move reeeeeeeallllll quick.

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Noyou_fml 0

lmao sounds like something my boyfriend would do.

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urban_lingo 0

ohmygoodness. wasnt it supposed to be about YOUR pleasure? not his >D a hug would have been good [: not... yeah. ><

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emmah_15 0

awee i have anxiety attacks too i know how you feel :( i would prob like freak out if my boyfriend did that :l

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emmah_15 0

actually a lot of guys help with that shit i have anxiety attacks too and my boyfriend and all of his friends try and make me feel better WITHOUT being immature when i have them shes not being a bitch.

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tacoman007 2

Smooth. Way to keep it classy.... Way to keep it classy.

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roymustanglover 0

WOW! What a creep! He obviously has no understanding of the word propriety...:P

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quietlytearful 0

lolz, he is sorta insensitive, but maybe he actually thought that would help.....

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campbellshayla73 0

lol my ex would probably do tht fyl

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asoldierswifey 0

LMAO That's something my "oh, so sweet" husband would do. But when I have panic attacks...he just hugs me. I wish he was like your BF! I like gettin' it on with him....(oh, wait, he is! ahahahaha)

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