Intimacy: Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my...

By Marian - 23/03/2009 19:37 - United States

Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 03:03 - United States

Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2014 16:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML

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By vikingunicorn - 23/05/2010 05:47 - Canada

Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML

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Classic move

By Anon - 13/10/2023 04:00

Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML

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Romance ain't dead

By awkwardbf - 09/09/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

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Pure class

By DanceOnTheEdge - 20/07/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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The language of love

By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:03

Tell him you need something bigger to distract you.

imnotemomylifeis 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:11

lmao #4 haha you should have used his nuts as stress balls he would have regretted that move reeeeeeeallllll quick.

Comments

The_Big_Mac 7

Saturday 15 May 2010 7:54

I'm sorry anxiety disorder just send like such a crock of shit.

skittles88 0

Friday 18 June 2010 5:04

newbe.... coming from the girl with no sex life :))

yourlifesmellsli 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 6:06

Holy shit! u got laid by ur sweet thoughtful loving handsome sexy bf

sillygoose1465 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 10:22

Was it big at least??

SaraN29 6

Friday 25 February 2011 4:05

what a jerk!!

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Thursday 10 November 2011 3:26

Girl, just consider yourself lucky he did anything at all... I had an anxiety attack while hanging out with my boyfriend and his brother. He just glanced at me and told me to 'go outside for some air and be quiet'.

SomeJeansANDkeys 0

Monday 12 December 2011 1:29

He really sees an opportunity and jumps on it.. He sounds like a real catch. Classy.

ancianlia 4

Sunday 25 December 2011 10:37

Him doing that when you have an anxiety attack must suck so much!

kenjenkei 32

Tuesday 20 March 2012 10:38

Wow, that kind of sucks. When I had a panic attack with my boyfriend, he held me close, helped me lay down on the ground, told me to take deep breaths while lying beside me and hugging me. ._.