Intimacy: Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my...

By Marian - 23/03/2009 19:37 - United States

Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 03:03 - United States

Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2014 16:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML

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By vikingunicorn - 23/05/2010 05:47 - Canada

Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML

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Classic move

By Anon - 13/10/2023 04:00

Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML

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Romance ain't dead

By awkwardbf - 09/09/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

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Pure class

By DanceOnTheEdge - 20/07/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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The language of love

By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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f0rged 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:03

Tell him you need something bigger to distract you.

imnotemomylifeis 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:11

lmao #4 haha you should have used his nuts as stress balls he would have regretted that move reeeeeeeallllll quick.

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smiles1234 0

Friday 27 March 2009 9:12

haha thats nothing he probabley thought it would make you laugh...boys dont always relize us girls think differntly dont worry about it girl

Superman8_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 0:42

@ f0rged shut downnnn :/ haha

xoxnicole318 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 18:23

Ha. I wouldn't have minded if my boyfriend did that, but I guess every relationship is different!

hawky_06 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 14:10

lolz eeeewwww that is kinda gross but i see where he is coming from coz for HIM it would probly stop him being anxious. but i dunno thats just my take on it

okay_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:55

I have actually heard of sex (or some sort of sexual activity, even making out) is a great way to redirect your adrenaline during a panic attack.

christopherlove 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:47

You're lucky to have such a thoughtful guy. Most guys wouldn't have put up with your flake attack.

FYL23 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:57

he was trying to help dont be such a bitch

Somebody52 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 8:39

LMAO @ 4!! And he was trying to joke around and make you feel better! I think it is funny XD Then again i have nevr had an anxiety attack so......sorry if this is waaaaay off. But those are my thoughts :P