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By MrZhang - 23/06/2009 03:34 - Australia

Today, I had an interview with IBM. For a week I did extensive research and preparation for the interview. At first the interview was going really well. I was hitting all the marks. Then just as a final casual question she asked with a smile "What does IBM stand for?". I didn't know. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I went for an interview at a great company. Everything was going well until I tried to demonstrate my knowledge of their industry by using a technical term. Turns out I'd completely misunderstood the term and used it in the wrong context. The interviewer raised an eyebrow, and I could see "Don't call us, we'll call you" flicker in their eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2014 02:04 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone interview with a company. Excited, I prepared for the interview and conducted extensive research on the company. The interview ended within a minute. They'd got the wrong person. FML

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By Username - 12/05/2011 06:17

Today, I called a possible employer I had an interview with about a week ago to see if I had got the job that I have already been trained for. Her response? "Are you sure I interviewed you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 17:27 - United States

Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML

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By KLM - 14/08/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I had a job interview. As I walked in, I confidently shook the interviewer's hand, only to say, "I'm doing well, how are you?" before she'd even asked me how I was, or even said anything. The rest of the interview was pretty much a blur of awkwardness. FML

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By Kebabjoon - 29/04/2011 11:36 - Spain

Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2012 20:26 - Netherlands - Delft

Today, I had a job interview, for which I spent hours preparing. My interviewer was nothing more than a pimple-faced teen, and after only two minutes of reviewing my qualifications, he lost interest and started asking such questions as which Hogwarts house is my favorite. FML

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Foot in mouth syndrome

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 12:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I had an interview for a pretty interesting job. Everything was going smoothly until I referred to their company by the wrong name, not once, but three times. They politely corrected me each time, but I could see the resentment in their eyes, especially because it was the name of their main competitor. I probably won't be getting the job, huh? FML

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By Anonyme - 29/05/2012 10:19

Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML

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Too clever

By DamnGurl - 12/02/2021 02:58 - United States - Kula

Today, during a programming interview, I provided the right approach and the right answer as agreed by the interviewer, but used some extra variables with proper names. Guess who is not selected for the next round due to those extra variables. FML

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fatgothchick 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 12:08

Internationale Büro-Maschinen how the heck should anyone know

Overcast117 5

Tuesday 23 June 2009 12:09

International Business Machines, but who cares?

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DrRick 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 19:57

One question I always asked in interviews: "Tell me about the best and worst bosses you ever had." I got to see how the candidate handled a question he/she wasn't expecting AND I knew that if the "worst boss" was in any way a description of me, this gig was not going to work out for either of us.

swagmonkey 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:37

92: that requires you to know enough about your interviewer to make that description. Easier said than done, with someone you've known only as long as the interview.

Aganippe 2

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:11

Irritable Bowel Movements.

swagmonkey 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:40

You deserve that one. I don't know what IBM stands for either, but if I were interviewing for them, I'd damn well have found out before walking in. How can you possibly do "a week [of] extensive research and preparation for the interview" and not find out the company's full name?

christopherlove 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:53

Interview Bummer Moment

redblueviolet 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:57

Nice... But that would be a very awkward situation...

Derkek 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:57

jesus you deserve that one...i am only FOURTEEN and i know...International Business Machines.

CHRIS1920 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 10:16

your a ****** #97

nerdgrl128 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:17

international business machines.....good job. I'm 16 and i know what it means

mas19 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:26

International Business Machines. By the way, I'm 14.

kk3211 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 1:52

congratulations, you can use the internet. Now **** off.

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Sunday 4 October 2009 10:21

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whyohwhyohwhy 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:50

extensive research.....huh. I didn't know what it stood for either but i'm not trying to work there. You can come work with me at a coffee shop....the people i get to train have no idea how to make a ******* pot of coffee and they somehow still get hired.