By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 11:44 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had dinner with my family for the first time in a couple of days. My mum and dad spent the majority of the time arguing whether salt or pepper weighed more. This is why I'm not home often. FML
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Aspen_Grace33 27

Welcome home!!!! My parents do the same crap and what's funny is even when we google the answer or whatever they keep arguing. Lol

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DocBastard 38

My father would have beaten the shit out of me had I dared to tell him to shut the **** up. Fortunately I have this thing called "respect" for my parents.

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Alex1014 0

You should shoved the pepper and salt into her mouth and left:DYOLO

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

If I find you, YGTBD. You're Going To Be Decapitated.

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Webslinger66 10

Your lucky. I live at home and never get invited for dinner.

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dominic1221 6

Do you never get invited to lessons on homonyms either? Or do you just turn the invites down?

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KatieKupcake4195 9

Like a couple have said, you're lucky. I don't have a mom or a dad. Biological parents ditched me when I was a baby and my beautiful adoptive mommy died about a year and a half ago. I'd KILL to have my mommy back (never had a dad so I'm used to not having one). Anyway, go enjoy dinner with your parents while you can. Don't let a silly little "argument" over salt and pepper get in the way of valuable time with your loved ones :)

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docscientist 9

That's sort of a silly expectation isn't it?

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DelphiCat 17

Constantly listening to your parents argue can stop them being your loved ones. I hated my parents with every fibre of my being by the time i moved to uni. I love them now, but only because i don't have to listen to them argue every minute of every day (i'm pretty sure they still do it, they dont like each other, but at least i no longer have to listen). OP is right not to go home too often, or he may start wishing one or both of them would meet a horrible accident so that he can get their life insurance and some peace and f***ing quiet. Not that i thought that *cough cough*.

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KatieKupcake4195 9

Well I never had to deal with my parents fighting as I only had my mom, so I'm lucky that I never had to deal with the fighting. But many of my friends's parents and my boyfriend's parents are divorced so I do understand somewhat. I'm sorry for those of you who had to deal with fighting and such.

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Tempest559 12

Whatever there on sounds fun, I'll take two.

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boshiboshibom 1

Haha that's family for ya, sometimes they're a little crazy. At least you don't live at home anymore :D

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_MidnightLuna_ 17

What in the world makes you think they don't live at home anymore? They said they haven't had dinner with their family in a couple of days, meaning they probably do live at home.

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missnuthin 10

oh.. and my mom and brother have similar arguments too. I think the latest one was how baby carrots are made. also, this is why we invented smart phones that can get onto google and wikipedia.

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odoh1224 0

Are you serious? Salt easy! One of your parents is a ******* retard

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Kibaruto 33

Can I add a fourth option? Nutella. Not a spice? I don't care. Your arguments are invalid, it is the tastiest and heaviest.

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