By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
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alien_bow 0

Shouldn't assume you're going to get married like that, since your tone seems to indicate this was your first date. However, it's really wrong of the girl to just play you like that, and then adding insult to injury...FYL.

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imagineyesterday 0

#1, what, like there's some infallible way to distinguish homosexual folks from everyone else? :P

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nomo_fml 0

Man that sucks that she led you on like that.

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J_crazee 0

nice....very nice....even though that was bs on her part

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Banthestrandland 0

I didn't realize people were so essentialist about sexuality. Has no one heard of the Kinsey scale?

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rubb3rducky 0

I'm with #8 and #13, You've got the makings of a good friendship there... At the least, a decent wingwoman.

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SAWSS231 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA. this was awesome

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fueledbyamy 0

it was after she told him she was lesbian she challenged him to the hook up game.

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bourgeoisblues8 0

"today i had dinner with the girl i thought i would end up marrying." I swear I saw this on observe and report

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kismaa 0

nice one #38 And #8 is right. be good friends and i think itd be awesome. You could wingman for eachother XD

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Panicattackx5 0

You were gonna marry her huh? Yeah-no, didn't jump the gun at all, don't worry. We all think that when we go on a date, right? ... Right?

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