Love: Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying....

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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alien_bow 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:41

Shouldn't assume you're going to get married like that, since your tone seems to indicate this was your first date. However, it's really wrong of the girl to just play you like that, and then adding insult to injury...FYL.

imagineyesterday 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:44

#1, what, like there's some infallible way to distinguish homosexual folks from everyone else? :P

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goober33 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 22:07

haha maybe you should try dating guys... douche

the_space_pope 2

Thursday 16 April 2009 22:12

Wait, wait, wait. You were thinking about marrying this girl, and you accepted a challenge to see who could hook up with a straight girl first? There must be some details missing. If a woman I loved, regardless of whether or not I thought I was going to marry her, broke up with me, the last thing I would do is accept a challenge to see who could hook up with someone else first.

infowarrior 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 22:22

Pictures or its fake.

itsTiffany 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 22:32

I love how she waited until the bill was paid... hahah

Quinnjamin 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 22:43

You spelled "paid" wrong :P

kissmeimkati 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 22:43

That's great. I'd keep hanging out with this girl... she'll keep the evenings fun. I agree though, this sounds like a first date, and if it was she should have been honest from the beginning.

Dip_Fartson 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 22:45

lmfao FYL

WthHappened 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 22:52

oh.. my.. god..

Amphysvena 11

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:26

Wait, wait, wait. If this is a first date (which I'm assuming it is), why they hell would your first thought be that you're going to marry her? FYL you creepy bastard.