Health: Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning...

By Lunab123 - 01/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Potomac

Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML

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By angel grace - 15/02/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML

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By LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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By justmyluck - 12/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 12:01

Today, I woke up at 2 p.m. to realise I'd slept through all of my alarms and missed my really big presentation at university, all because I was up most of the night with food poisoning. FML

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By Sam - 09/01/2018 19:00

Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML

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By brown and sticky - 16/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got food poisoning. After leaving class 4 times to poop, I sharted in the school bus on the ride home. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2015 15:40 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML

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wildgenius 13

Sunday 1 February 2015 16:25

Did you vomit in the oven?

nonsensical 26

Sunday 1 February 2015 16:27

you should show up with a pillow under your shirt just to see their reaction towards your quickly grown belly.

Comments

mrs_premadonna 11

Sunday 1 February 2015 18:55

at least you're gonna be forced to go back home after you step inside the school to vomit

mrmcleod 29

Sunday 1 February 2015 19:20

was going to say your mom sounds awful. Then I realized that your mom probably doesn't realize that the term "morning sickness" is associated with pregnancy, and that since your sick in the morning she's just calling it what you have in the literal sense. Sorry OP, I really hope that the latter is it and that your mom isn't jumping to conclusions.

cadillacgal79 32

Monday 2 February 2015 0:26

If her mom doesn't know the term "morning sickness" is associated with pregnancy after being pregnant 9 months with her daughter, than that women is jumping the gun or just a plain idiot.

sadistmonkey 19

Monday 2 February 2015 5:32

English could be the OP's mother's second language. Phrasing is a very subtle thing and she might have literally meant "sickness in the morning".

cadillacgal79 32

Wednesday 4 February 2015 1:16

32-Now that's me just assuming that OPs mother has always been an U.S. citizen, Not being an ass, what you've said is a valid point.

tylercarolinex 21

Sunday 1 February 2015 21:13

better clear that one up, haha

vikky538 28

Sunday 1 February 2015 21:19

wow...whats the situation at school now...

yerrkiddingme 2

Sunday 1 February 2015 21:23

why the **** did you still go to school if you have food poisoning? can you miss just one day jeez ...

Ariana683 8

Sunday 1 February 2015 21:54

I don't get my this is bad

TheMathMajor 26

Sunday 1 February 2015 22:48

"Morning sickness" is a common phrase used to describe the nausea that pregnant women sometimes have in the morning. By saying that, OP's mom is implying that her daughter is pregnant.

thatcoolguy123 14

Sunday 1 February 2015 22:28

well great... now you're gonna get suspended for being a "bad influence" on other students... 100% mom's fault

JohnTheDonJuan 11

Monday 2 February 2015 3:55

Sorry to burst your bubble, but schools don't punish students for getting pregnant...

JazNim17 18

Tuesday 3 February 2015 4:04

Unless OP goes to a private school. Every year at my old (public) high school, we would gain at least one new student who was just kicked out of the local private school. Something about pregnant girls being bad for their image.