Are you a stripper?

I feel your pain! I work in a state office and I dress appropriately, but whenever I'm outside my apartment waiting for my bus, a car never fails to pull along side me in an attempt to hire my "services". The worst part is, my badge is always hanging around my neck and highly visible. It's just the area I live in.

I'd smile and say "boys I'm not for sale."

Do you work at a strip club?

ummm what were you wearing

It's the way your dressed

It might be a prank, I once did something similar to someone with some friends.

Just say, much more than you can afford

see dave chappelle had this bit where he explains that sometimes men confuse women who wear hooker uniforms for actual hookers