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By cali - 24/11/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, I had just finished writing my rough draft essay, so I went to sit by the pond. A giant moth suddenly flew down and attacked me, causing me to drop my binder in the pond, ruining the essay. I discovered in the aftermath that the moth was actually a leaf. FML

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By oops - 04/12/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, I saw a moth trapped in a spider web. Feeling gracious, I gently freed it, and then took it to the window to let it out. When I opened the window to set him free, my $300 air conditioner fell two stories and smashed on the sidewalk. The moth flew away. FML

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By Aussie mate - 24/09/2020 08:01 - Australia

Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 21:20 - Canada

Today, a moth was flying around my house. Annoyed, I picked up a shoe to crush it with. The moth landed on a light fixture on the ceiling, so I made my move. Dead, the moth slipped gracefully through air and onto my head. So did the light fixture. FML

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By foreverDark - 14/05/2012 12:40 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up after a long night of trying to catch a moth. I'd knocked down furniture and screamed up the house to do so, but I finally got it. What did I see first thing this morning? Another moth. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 06:29 - United States

Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML

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By GrahamCracker - 21/05/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was taking a final exam and I reached into my pocket to get out a pencil. I felt this thing in my pocket so I got it out and put it on the desk. At first I thought it was a leaf but then it started kicking and trying to run around. It was a cockroach. It had been living in my pocket. FML

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By dumbblonde - 06/08/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2020 22:02 - United States - Tyler

Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML

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By poisonivyretard - 04/06/2013 17:15 - United States - Narragansett

Today, I took a dump in the woods at a secluded lake. I used the leaves of a seemingly harmless tree to clean myself. However, I was unaware that the leaf was poisonous. It feels like a thousand hornets are attacking my ass-crack. FML

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By GetMeTheDamnBleach - 21/10/2014 19:46 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML

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Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:09

Too bad it was just a leaf though, because if it was in fact a moth, then your actions would have been totally justified and understandable.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:06

Where did you write the essay -indoors? Why did you then take it by the pond? YDI.

Comments

zjnat 1

Sunday 28 November 2010 19:49

why would u take ur essay to the pond

asdmike9 0

Monday 21 February 2011 7:41

at least you didnt have a laptop to accidentally chuck in, but you still deserve it ya panzy

birdfreak 24

Sunday 20 March 2011 6:10

aftermath is secondary mcr is the best 

FarmerTylerE 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 4:54

Gotta hate those moth leaves, their vicious!

hansbaby 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 10:17

ha wuss

hebron77 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 18:12

Set the leaf on fire; that'll show it.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 11 October 2011 22:52

Why did you take your binder with you to the pond anyway? And why didn't you type the report so you'd at least have it backed up (unless you'd typed it on a laptop and dropped it in the pond). YDI

WickedClownMCL 1

Friday 30 December 2011 3:51

Whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. There is such as thing as vampire moths that do suck blood. The leaf could of been imitating on. Still, funny as hell though. Feel or you at the same time.