Work: Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab...

By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML

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Same thing different taste

Acting kinda sus

By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

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By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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By InsertPopcicle - 22/11/2013 06:53 - United States

Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML

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Quite the handful

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

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By geena - 27/10/2012 06:42 - United States - Washington

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML

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By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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By dorrisdoes - 28/07/2014 20:47 - New Zealand

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

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By whiskey'swino - 09/06/2019 14:19

Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML

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By iFail - 29/01/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

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ohhboyy 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 22:57

a tampon doesn't feel like a granola bar, it's thinner and round..

mudkipsan 19

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:50

FYL more when you realize where your granola bar is.

Comments

kamikaze_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 7:28

i hope you took a bit of it you ******* retarded dumb bitch

mmmmhmm 0

Friday 20 March 2009 9:19

First of all, How did this even get posted? "I had just reached in my purse without looking and to grab a granola bar at work why my boss walked in my office"... I thought that FML screened these things? Also, #58, it's laughable that you have the audacity to refer to someone as a "******* retarded dumb bitch", when your punctuational, grammatical and spelling errors suggest you are anything but the least bit intelligent.

latuka 0

Friday 20 March 2009 10:49

i thought you were going to say *****. that would've been funnier.

hotroddy 0

Friday 20 March 2009 13:55

The submitter's english in the original post and her subsequent replies make me know this is fake; there is no way she can have any type of job.

Endymion_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 17:00

That's an awesome way to make your boss uncomfortable and leave quickly.

mmmmhmm 0

Friday 20 March 2009 17:02

hahaha #61 ftw

chalkdust 4

Friday 20 March 2009 17:33

Yeah, not FML worthy at all. I'm not really sure what you mean by "there was no excuse for my behavior, I ****** up". Um, that's something you say when you're in deep trouble, NOT when you grab a tampon instead of a granola bar. This is so lame. #61 wins.