Love: Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt...

By Ineverknew - 19/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML

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By UnfortunatelySingle - 21/07/2015 06:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML

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By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By KalaKa - 20/12/2014 20:45 - United States

Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML

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By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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Unreasonable

By Anonymous - 12/02/2024 03:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML

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Check yourself before you wreck yourself

By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 02:00

Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML

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Never crush on company time

By Anonymous - 25/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I sent a heartfelt text to my crush confessing my feelings. I was over the moon when I saw they were typing a response. Turns out they were just asking if I could cover their shift at work. Rejected and now on the night shift. FML

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By anonymous - 01/10/2013 05:36 - United States - Huntington

Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 01:36 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML

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Freudian slip

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 14:00

Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML

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jet_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:14

#7: It's not exactly easy... To the OP, that does suck, and she's definitely a bitch for doing that. I'm sorry. :(

blankp4ge 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 22:59

I'm sorry you baited her...

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blankp4ge 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 22:59

I'm sorry you baited her...

pmole42088 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:00

Wow thats really messed for her to say to u through a txt, especially if u were dating for a while. If this isn't fabricated i feel bad for you man.

Shadowflames420 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:05

LMAO. **** her in ass blindfold her and let your best friend go at her. Cum on the bitches face and then break up with her that night. Make sure you take pics of your friend ******* her!

Locket_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:07

#3s suggestion is probably not advisable

Shadowflames420 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:10

My suggestion is godly!

Vagabones 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:10

****. Slash her tires.

NorfolkDude 2

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:12

That was a good burn! It's like you baited her to say that. So it's funny. It's funny people nowadays "text" each other so much. I mean there's no emotion in text. So it's like when you read something, it's up to you on how you want to feel about it. So perhaps you shouldn't be texting your girlfriend and should be instead seeing her in person. If you hate your job so much, perhaps you should find another?