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By E.S. - 23/10/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I had lunch with some important potential clients at a fancy restaurant. I really wanted to make a good impression. When the piano music stopped, I started clapping while looking around for the pianist. Apparently, it was a CD. FML

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By 1thapp3ns - 10/01/2010 04:29 - United States

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By torturedears - 05/04/2013 04:20 - United States - Beverly Hills

Today, I went to work at a hotel. One of the guests decided to play the piano in the lobby. He's deaf. Unfortunately, I'm not. FML

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By nomwar - 17/06/2013 13:55 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar with friends. After arriving I became extremely gassy, so I planned a smooth release during the loud music. Little did I know, the bar occasionally dips its music to hear the guests singing. When the music turned off, all eyes turned to me. FML

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maundy 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:05

sorry OP, youre an idiot. but you made me laugh

perdix 29

Friday 23 October 2009 15:05

You should have gotten up and tipped the boom box.

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L0L_Sarah 0

Friday 23 October 2009 23:18

haha, funny. but this really isnt an FML. slightly embarressing, but not FML material.

hazardharry 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 0:28

OH MY GOD!!!! HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SenorCheese 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 6:00

It was a very talented CD?

llamamilk2_0 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 8:09

LOOLOLLL, loser :) its okayy... stuff like that always happens to me. literally.. dont be sad be glad!

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 10:24

do you have down syndrome?

zoffix 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 12:47

Lol, what an idiot. Wouldn't you turn around to the performer and at least see him before starting to clap? I hope you didn't get those clients, as I am sure they deserve someone with at least a tiny bit of personality and self-confidence, and not some idiot who thinks that clapping will impress someone, moron. YDI!