Miscellaneous: Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course... - FML

By callerid - 03/08/2009 11:45 - United States

Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML

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zeppelin9000 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:07

Lol that sucks! But it's better than having your car stolen and then calling your car phone and talking to the guy. (Seinfeld reference anybody?)

cherrypieguy 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 1:24

dont feed the troll

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iiazndorkii 4

Tuesday 23 February 2010 8:39

Guys, wtf? Why bury #46's comment? They didn't say anything offensive, just merely defending another person's comment. the first commenter didn't say anything offensive either. I think you're all too sensitive for this website.

beekeeper 0

Monday 12 April 2010 22:09

i love the last picture of him chewing your hair :) hah. But don't worry, it's easy as pie to sort out!

liberal_spice 0

Monday 10 May 2010 21:50

This actually made me laugh so hard. XD

at0micmin3r 23

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:35

That's what you get for being irresponsible. :3

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