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By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 18:39 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

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Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML

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By Doggy... - 10/11/2011 05:56 - Australia

Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML

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mijzelffan 0

Monday 29 June 2009 18:30

Lol, did the dog look good in them?

Nightfallz 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:25

lol YDI. hide your sex toys better or don't let kids in your room

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onestarrock23 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:15

*****

Just_Effed_Up 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:10

1st of all, you rock for having a spicy sex life, go you :) ... but, maybe you need to have a little chat with your kids about personal space... though i have to admit, it was kind of cute :)

fmlreader1 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 5:03

Sexy panties haha

FarSide 22

Tuesday 30 June 2009 6:04

Regardless of your boss... At least Baxter is cool.

EcGyMz 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 6:59

oh wow

quadracer111 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 7:06

Anyone as turned on as I am right now ;) call me at 3069342763

SKYblue_fml 1

Tuesday 30 June 2009 7:08

oh man. oh man. good luck.

FoundManyLemons 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 8:27

Hide them better. That's funny though.

Manny_B92 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 13:46

Lol epic!

spamme 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 14:33

sexy :)

wikifoo 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 17:00

and Baxter says " Im a Lucky Dog ". " Im a Lucky Dog " " Im a Lucky Dog "" Im a Lucky Dog " " Im a Lucky Dog "" Im a Lucky Dog " " Im a Lucky Dog "" Im a Lucky Dog "