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By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 23:16 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I had my boss over for dinner. Knowing that I was angling for a promotion, my fifteen-year-old son spent the dinner uttering lines such as "What's the point of showering before bed?" and "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." My boss was not impressed. FML

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Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 06:13 - Australia

Today, my boss told me I wasn't getting the promotion I'd been angling for. I was so pissed off, I ranted to a coworker about it over lunch. Turns out my boss was just testing how I dealt with rejection before making his final decision. He overheard my rant and me calling him a Nazi bitch. FML

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By helen_ - 23/04/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2025 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad got promoted and ended up as my boss. I thought I’d finally have a manager I get along with, who could maybe throw a few perks my way. Nope. Dad was very clear that he was going to be a complete bastard to me at work to make absolutely sure no one could accuse him of favouritism. FML

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By Cody - 06/07/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I brought my mom to my work’s annual party. She insisted on meeting my boss and introduced herself as my "very supportive, overly involved mother." To make it worse, she gave him a lecture about how I was “just too shy” to ask for a raise. My boss is now both confused and terrified. FML

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By great - 10/02/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, I sat in my boss's office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

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Saturday 1 September 2012 5:08

Your son needs to get his ass kicked pronto.

hopsinlove17 26

Saturday 1 September 2012 5:08

Hopefully your boss was able to tell your kid was being a douche...

Comments

rightspark 7

Tuesday 4 September 2012 6:14

If you don't get the promotion, make sure you play that song when you beat his bitch ass. His mouth won't be saying out any more tricks ho sure

oGsBABE1 5

Tuesday 4 September 2012 8:00

lmfao!

FindingRazzy 3

Tuesday 4 September 2012 10:15

Hahahaha I say that all the time!

warmmilk 1

Tuesday 4 September 2012 19:46

This is why parents need to beat (not abuse) their kids. Next time he asks you what's for dinner, or asks you why he didn't get a bday present, tell him you can't afford it cause he killed your promotion.

kimi118 0

Wednesday 5 September 2012 7:39

Wow so you let your son talk like that. I wouldn't give you a promo

morbid1 2

Sunday 18 October 2015 6:22

I agree

nixophebia 5

Friday 7 September 2012 6:05

Way to raise 'em, OP! You should talk sternly to him and then cave in. Like you've been doing the last 15 years.

sydstoomuch 19

Saturday 14 December 2013 13:33

B*tches ain't sh*t but hoes with tricks

UmbreonKirby 14

Saturday 31 May 2014 18:20

I wonder if OPs son knows the line "talk shit, get hit" I'm never one to argue for domestic violence but that seemed like a perfect time for OP to his their son over the head a few times