By Uwrongfodat - 09/05/2013 10:11 - United States - Denton

Today, I had my college graduation ceremony. As I was walking across the stage, some asshat, in front of over 55,000 students and staff, brazenly ran across the stage, snatched my diploma up out of the president's hand, and ran off. FML
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kiskraze 7

I guess that asshat really wanted to graduate. :)

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

That guy has now officially graduated from asshat to uberdouche. Congrats on graduating, OP! Get your degree back and hit the guy in the head with it. Good use of your diploma ;D

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peachesncreem 21

A paper cut would be a better idea. Give the asshat a paper cut OP! Those hurt as much as stepping on lego.

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rocker_chick105 31

"while you're at it, why don't you give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it" oh The Princess Bride... (sorry, the comment reminded me of this quote)

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\ 28

I hope he didn't get that far

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MGITSWFTC 17

At least you can get a new copy, right? I'm no college graduate, but I doubt they can't ever get you a replacement.

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MrsAlexander83 10

The real diplomas aren't in there. It's usually just a blank piece of paper. The real ones come in the mail about 4 months later in a big tube. :) I'm sure they would hand OP a new "diploma"

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therealafroninga 10

Actually, I'm pretty sure that op would have to take college again... You snooze you lose.

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LaLa_xo 14

Well at least now you have a funny story to tell your kids someday!

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popaacxx 10

Seriously? Obviously someone would of caught him at the end of the stage, sorry, this sounds so fake.

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pastispast 7

Remind me of that galaxy s4 commercial were the guy runs on stage and flashes the crowd. Well at least its a graduation you will remember.

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Epikouros 31

Wow, you're popular :) My graduation ceremony was in a room with a few professors, 5 students and their family.

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CarynAmber 12

Surely someone out of those 55,000 was able to trip or catch him/her?

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tnlander 20

Most of the time they don't put the actual diploma in the binder they give to you on stage. So, OP, you will still get your diploma and now you have a great story to go with it. Immediate loss = a lifetime of winning.

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Feverrotes 15

I never understood the point of that. What a waste of time, just give the actual diplomas at the ceremony.

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your_face 15

They have to make sure you've actually earned it first. Usually graduation is immediately after Finals Week, and your final grades haven't been turned in yet. If you fail a class you needed to graduate, you haven't earned your diploma.

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MuseFan1991 14

my graduation ceremony was six months after my final hand in date. and we didn't get our degrees on stage, we had to shake hands with the chancellor of the university and then get our degrees offstage. it wasn't even particularly nice, just a piece of A4 paper in a red binder. but then again, my uni was shit.

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