Miscellaneous: Today, I had my college graduation ceremony. As I was walking...

By Uwrongfodat - 09/05/2013 10:11 - United States - Denton

Today, I had my college graduation ceremony. As I was walking across the stage, some asshat, in front of over 55,000 students and staff, brazenly ran across the stage, snatched my diploma up out of the president's hand, and ran off. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2010 23:19 - Canada

Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML

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By congrats grad - 08/06/2013 05:12 - United States - Panorama City

Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML

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By Jif_Creamy - 28/02/2016 05:00 - United States - Washington

Today, at my college, someone snatched my laptop out of my hands, so I chased him. Turns out I'm so overweight and slow that he moonwalked away facing me, while I sprinted my heart out. FML

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Close but no cigar

By Degenerate - 22/03/2023 09:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, I learned that in spite of walking during the ceremony, my graduation was denied. That was nearly 4 years ago, and I never knew this was a possibility. I'd been a drop-out all this time. FML

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By highschoolgrad - 08/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my family and I were about to watch the video my dad took of me walking across the stage at my high school graduation. Turns out he recorded the wrong kid. FML

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By plzdontclapme - 01/07/2012 23:03

Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML

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Slow down

By cuz803 - 20/05/2021 17:00

Today, my high school diploma came in the mail. I accidentally ripped the diploma while opening it. FML

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By Valedict-oops - 09/06/2017 00:00

Today, I walked at my graduation ceremony, proudly wearing my valedictorian cords. It turns out that, after some confusion on behalf of the student services office, I was neither valedictorian nor salutatorian (by 0.2 points). I'm dating the actual valedictorian. FML

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By bamrd - 01/07/2016 01:20 - United States - Boulder

Today, my university is capable of sending me two diplomas in short succession due to a clerical error, but can't recognize that I've graduated and won't be taking classes with them in the fall. FML

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So brave

By baller12 - 03/02/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML

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Steffi 26

Thursday 9 May 2013 19:10

Poor OP :(. I wish he had tripped.

kiskraze 7

Thursday 9 May 2013 19:10

I guess that asshat really wanted to graduate. :)

Comments

Hiphuray4peas 27

Friday 10 May 2013 17:50

That's rough.... but congrats OP you did it!

tanabanana13 14

Friday 10 May 2013 19:33

If OP's college commencement is like the one at my school, at the ceremony you receive a fake "substitute" diploma that inside essentially says "we'll send you your real one later in the mail." That diploma snatcher is still a douche for ruining OP's moment but hopefully not all hope is lost!

Joe1030 1

Friday 10 May 2013 21:10

Congrats, sorry to hear about that

JiggyBoo123 11

Friday 10 May 2013 23:07

WHO THE HELL VOTED "YDI" ON THIS. HOW ON GOD'S EARTH COULD OP HAVE DESERVED THIS?

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 11 May 2013 4:46

That has absolutely no meaning to him...the odds of you two having the exact same name is low...and you'll get one...everyone there knows it was stolen...