Miscellaneous: Today, I had my college graduation ceremony. As I was walking...

By Uwrongfodat - 09/05/2013 10:11 - United States - Denton

Today, I had my college graduation ceremony. As I was walking across the stage, some asshat, in front of over 55,000 students and staff, brazenly ran across the stage, snatched my diploma up out of the president's hand, and ran off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 793

You deserved it 4 279

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 14/05/2010 23:19 - Canada

Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 525

You deserved it 4 850

By congrats grad - 08/06/2013 05:12 - United States - Panorama City

Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 016

You deserved it 3 408

By Jif_Creamy - 28/02/2016 05:00 - United States - Washington

Today, at my college, someone snatched my laptop out of my hands, so I chased him. Turns out I'm so overweight and slow that he moonwalked away facing me, while I sprinted my heart out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 898

You deserved it 7 172

Close but no cigar

By Degenerate - 22/03/2023 09:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, I learned that in spite of walking during the ceremony, my graduation was denied. That was nearly 4 years ago, and I never knew this was a possibility. I'd been a drop-out all this time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 689

You deserved it 172

By highschoolgrad - 08/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my family and I were about to watch the video my dad took of me walking across the stage at my high school graduation. Turns out he recorded the wrong kid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 244

You deserved it 3 123

By plzdontclapme - 01/07/2012 23:03

Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 638

You deserved it 2 300

Slow down

By cuz803 - 20/05/2021 17:00

Today, my high school diploma came in the mail. I accidentally ripped the diploma while opening it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 804

You deserved it 516

By Valedict-oops - 09/06/2017 00:00

Today, I walked at my graduation ceremony, proudly wearing my valedictorian cords. It turns out that, after some confusion on behalf of the student services office, I was neither valedictorian nor salutatorian (by 0.2 points). I'm dating the actual valedictorian. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 374

You deserved it 480

By bamrd - 01/07/2016 01:20 - United States - Boulder

Today, my university is capable of sending me two diplomas in short succession due to a clerical error, but can't recognize that I've graduated and won't be taking classes with them in the fall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 672

You deserved it 898

So brave

By baller12 - 03/02/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 289

You deserved it 38 685

Steffi 26

Thursday 9 May 2013 19:10

Poor OP :(. I wish he had tripped.

kiskraze 7

Thursday 9 May 2013 19:10

I guess that asshat really wanted to graduate. :)

Comments

alley410 11

Thursday 9 May 2013 23:08

Is this even real? Sometimes I don't believe half the shit on this site

aj9090 9

Thursday 9 May 2013 23:24

Sorry, but that's kinda funny. I woulda just shrugged and laughed it off. It's not like it was ur real diploma was it? Cuz my uni didn't send it till a month later.

uhmaizing 3

Thursday 9 May 2013 23:35

its only a piece of paper, the real comes in like 10 weeks

prljm10 10

Friday 10 May 2013 0:11

55,000 people?!? Where did you graduate from? University of China??

msDiamonds 6

Friday 10 May 2013 0:30

Well I bet THAT will never be forgotten!

Wizardo 33

Friday 10 May 2013 0:52

At least he didn't scream out 'Leroy Jenkins' and charged you with your diploma...

MDTeddy 13

Friday 10 May 2013 0:58

I guess this is an fml unless they got it back or got another diploma made. Although, there are plenty of people there for someone to trip him or something.

OnyxChronic 9

Friday 10 May 2013 1:41

By president do you mean president of the United States? If so.. Seems illegitimate.

mehwhocares 9

Friday 10 May 2013 1:47

*facepalm*

sofiery 9

Friday 10 May 2013 2:14

Clearly the President of the University

zombiekitten87 12

Friday 10 May 2013 2:08

Well, a lot of the times they give you your diploma holder and then mail it to you later, also not like they wouldn't give you another based on the circumstances... But the worst of it is ruining your moment... That kind of sucks.