By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 05:24 - United States - Oakland

Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML
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FlyingLeumer 19

Sounds like you should have mooved over.

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Pleonasm 35

I reckon there's going to be some bad beef between you now, if the cow isn't udderly incapacitated already. But seriously, I hope you and it are bovine now.

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Wowxoxo 17

Driving instructor: "Cow! 30 points!" BOOM. "Excellent, you're getting the hang of this"

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JACKxRAWR 22

If only... all my time spent playing Grand Theft Auto would mean something!

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olpally 32

Reminds me of the movie, "me, myself, and Irene" lol. Hopefully you didn't have to shoot the cow dead. Ha.

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hawright 13

Well, you should probably avoid those huge black and white heifers at all cost. Especially with the price of body shops.

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watski 2

those little suckers just come out of no where!

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BellaBelle_fml 23

"Beef, it's what's for dinner."

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crazytwinsmom 25

Do you get to keep your road kill in Maine? Hope so, makes up for the car repair costs.

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wingedangel123 8

Keep the cow jokes rolling in, they're making my day!

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sonnyrosa 32

Does it put you in a good mooooood?

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TheHeavyOne 15

Act of God!! Almost hit a cow last year. It had broken out of it pen next to the highway & the Rancher accidentally chased it onto the road. Really no different than if you hit a deer, it can happen to anyone.

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vanaathiel 13

Other than the fact that a cow weighs a S**t ton more and can very likely kill you. I saw a car after it had hit a cow, the roof was gone.

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

Deer and moose can cause massive damage including death if they go through the windshield, they aren't that small. I have seen the aftermath of a deer and it was pretty scary. Hitting any large animal has potential to cause severe damage to both the vehicle and it's occupants.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Yeah, I have seen a deer hit total a car.

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