Transportation: Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML

By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 05:24 - United States - Oakland

Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML

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By MattClifford - 15/11/2020 17:01 - Australia

Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 01:47 - Australia

Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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By Karaline45 - 15/12/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML

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By Brittany - 28/03/2012 02:38 - United States - Kerrville

Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML

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FlyingLeumer 19

Friday 12 July 2013 15:56

Sounds like you should have mooved over.

Pleonasm 35

Friday 12 July 2013 16:00

I reckon there's going to be some bad beef between you now, if the cow isn't udderly incapacitated already. But seriously, I hope you and it are bovine now.

Comments

wvcheesehead1 9

Saturday 13 July 2013 7:20

I hope your instructor was not Hindu. Maybe you should keep and tan the hide and use the leather to make shoes.... your gonna need them.

PhilMeUp 13

Saturday 13 July 2013 10:22

If you hit a cow then does that mean that you get a pat on your back?

ctchan2381 5

Saturday 13 July 2013 11:47

if you can manage to hit a cow while you drive... you should never be allowed on the road....bottom line... you are a shitty driver...

Rhian00 17

Saturday 13 July 2013 14:33

Are you sure you should be driving? How can you miss a cow???

neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Saturday 13 July 2013 15:40

I had an ex that was from Maine and she said while taking drivers ed she was routinely warned about moose because apparently there are a lot of moose related driving accidents where the driver, not the moose, was killed from the impact. Long story short, be glad it wasn't a moose.

justingug76 14

Sunday 14 July 2013 4:32

At least it wasnt a bull. Then you would have had a reason to shoot the bull and say this is some real bulls***.

amifaiyaz 12

Monday 15 July 2013 6:14

What the.. How...

Jennyt97 8

Tuesday 16 July 2013 4:54

Omg first time I've seen an FML from Maine! Sorry for your test but boooyaa for a Maine FML. !

Ringley 1

Tuesday 16 July 2013 22:29

I also live in rural Maine, and have NO idea how this could have happened. Even if a cow HAD escaped the fenced in area, it's not like they move quickly enough to just jump in front of a car. You'd have to be paying absolutely no attention to the road to miss it.