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By NoSleep - 26/09/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, I had my first day off in weeks. I was excited about getting to sleep in, until my boss called me at 6:30 in the morning to remind me I didn't have to come into work. Thanks. FML

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By Hareega - 19/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, I took my first day off in 3 weeks just so I can sleep in. The office secretary woke me up at 7.12 am with a page wishing me a nice day off. FML

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By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

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By cbrocks - 16/10/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, it was the first day of fall break from college, and I was really excited to sleep in and relax the entire weekend. Apparently my boss caught wind of my happiness and scheduled me 8am-2pm each day of break, "seeing how I don't have anything else to do." FML

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By Thanks, Mom - 26/11/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I wasn't sure if I would have to go to work. My mom told me the night before that she would wake me up if I had to. I woke up, and seeing that it was past the time I normally go to work, I happily assumed I got called off. That is, until I got a phone call from my boss asking me why I wasn't there yet. FML

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Arbitrary snooze button

By Thanks, Mom - 01/07/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I had three days off work. My mom woke me up for work on all three of those days, despite my repeatedly asking her not to. When I actually had to go to work this morning, she didn't wake me up. At least I wasn't late. FML

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No respect

By That's capitalism, baby - 10/05/2023 12:00 - United States

Today, I was excited to finally take a day off work and relax at home. However, as soon as I was on the couch to Netflix and chill with my cat, I got a call from my boss saying I was needed at the office to fix a major issue. I ended up spending the entire day at work and didn't get to enjoy my "day off." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2017 14:00

Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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By Coach - 30/10/2009 13:19 - United States

Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2018 19:00

Today, after having been off due to the holidays, I awoke to several missed calls and texts from my supervisor asking where I was. Fearing losing my job, I drove the entire 2-hour commute thinking I’d missed a day. I hadn't; he was just trying to get my weekly reports early. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 09:01 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, I worked 24 hours straight fixing my company's servers. After it was over, I breathed a huge sigh of relief and promptly fell asleep at my desk. My boss found me an hour later, refused to listen to me, and fired me for sleeping on the job. FML

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tomakobriefs 11

Saturday 26 September 2009 19:39

My employees will call me at 3am on my day off to ask stupid questions, if it makes you feel better.

Incubuss 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 19:41

Not really that bad of a FML. Just go back to sleep.

Comments

purplebutterfly 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 7:58

Sucks, but since he had called to remind you, I would assume he wouldn't call again to remind you... So just go back to bed?

HeyItsWill12 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 9:45

I turn off my phone when I can sleep in.. maybe try the same thing?

guttural 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 9:49

Whatever, seriously. Even if you can't go back to sleep, you still have the whole day to chill. Yeah, sleeping in is nice, but at least you don't have to go to work.

NamelessNeko 13

Sunday 27 September 2009 10:01

I want to shake your boss's hand. That totally seems like something I'd do to one of my employees, or to my manager, just for fun :D

Ross_H 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 10:42

Your boss has a good sense of humour.

Gehasst 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 18:05

thats why you turn off your phone on days you dont work.

JUDASKISS23 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 22:59

uh, go back to sleep. are you stupid?

Yawn823 0

Monday 28 September 2009 1:38

its the thought that counts XD

Keykar 0

Monday 28 September 2009 3:25

haha atleast he didn't call to say they needed u at work that day

begeru 0

Monday 28 September 2009 3:36

Fall back asleep, I mean if you're still tired then you can fall asleep. And if you can't for some reason, you still have the whole day off! Just sit back and chill. Also, if you didn't want to be disturbed why did you bother answering the phone?