Work: Today, I had my first day off in weeks. I was excited about getting...

By NoSleep - 26/09/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, I had my first day off in weeks. I was excited about getting to sleep in, until my boss called me at 6:30 in the morning to remind me I didn't have to come into work. Thanks. FML

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By Hareega - 19/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, I took my first day off in 3 weeks just so I can sleep in. The office secretary woke me up at 7.12 am with a page wishing me a nice day off. FML

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By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

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By cbrocks - 16/10/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, it was the first day of fall break from college, and I was really excited to sleep in and relax the entire weekend. Apparently my boss caught wind of my happiness and scheduled me 8am-2pm each day of break, "seeing how I don't have anything else to do." FML

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Wakey wakey

By Thanks, Mom - 26/11/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I wasn't sure if I would have to go to work. My mom told me the night before that she would wake me up if I had to. I woke up, and seeing that it was past the time I normally go to work, I happily assumed I got called off. That is, until I got a phone call from my boss asking me why I wasn't there yet. FML

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Arbitrary snooze button

By Thanks, Mom - 01/07/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I had three days off work. My mom woke me up for work on all three of those days, despite my repeatedly asking her not to. When I actually had to go to work this morning, she didn't wake me up. At least I wasn't late. FML

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No respect

By That's capitalism, baby - 10/05/2023 12:00 - United States

Today, I was excited to finally take a day off work and relax at home. However, as soon as I was on the couch to Netflix and chill with my cat, I got a call from my boss saying I was needed at the office to fix a major issue. I ended up spending the entire day at work and didn't get to enjoy my "day off." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2017 14:00

Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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By Coach - 30/10/2009 13:19 - United States

Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2018 19:00

Today, after having been off due to the holidays, I awoke to several missed calls and texts from my supervisor asking where I was. Fearing losing my job, I drove the entire 2-hour commute thinking I’d missed a day. I hadn't; he was just trying to get my weekly reports early. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 09:01 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, I worked 24 hours straight fixing my company's servers. After it was over, I breathed a huge sigh of relief and promptly fell asleep at my desk. My boss found me an hour later, refused to listen to me, and fired me for sleeping on the job. FML

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tomakobriefs 11

Saturday 26 September 2009 19:39

My employees will call me at 3am on my day off to ask stupid questions, if it makes you feel better.

Incubuss 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 19:41

Not really that bad of a FML. Just go back to sleep.

Comments

fckaduck 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 22:06

Uhh, I'd be pretty pissed too, people. When I wake up I can't go back to sleep, my brother actually woke me up today around the same time and I couldn't fall back asleep. So yes, OP, fyl.

IDopeboyFresh 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 22:08

I think that the phone is totally the 1990's like U2 and AIDS

bananamanama 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 22:10

It would be worse if you actually forgot you had the day off and went, only to come back home. Your boss was likely trying to make sure that didn't happen, since it seems it maybe routine for you to work a Saturday. It would be better to get a phone call reminding you that you don't have to work, than to arrive and find out you wasted your morning getting ready.

Ohnothingreally 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 22:17

Wow. Your boss should just go suck a dick.

Nocturnal558 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 22:20

Redundancy fail. FYL

wingedspiritus 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 22:29

Not that much of a big deal unless you worked more than 8 hours daily. o_o

iFruit 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 22:43

More like a **** My Morning...

Paneity 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 22:45

So... go back to sleep. Your life isn't ******.

ILoveJace01 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 22:58

It's nice of him to want to remind you, but how about doing it during daylight hours?

thebawss 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 23:03

OMFG THAT SUCKS! Not. Go ******* cry that you got woken up. I have to get up at 6:30 everyday, and my school starts at 8:30. Not an FML, try MLIA. I can't believe this got approved.