By Anonymous - 22/05/2017 21:00 - Italy

Today, I had my first encounter with a guy I met online. When we parted, I was hoping for a kiss but instead he says to me, "I've met stupid in my life, but never like you." FML
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Glowworm56 26

That's when you tell him "and I've met assholes in my life, but never like you."

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Druu 53

There's no way I'm the only one wondering what OP did to merit that remark. Waiting on the follow up..

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Glowworm56 26

That's when you tell him "and I've met assholes in my life, but never like you."

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Kl0wnPunch 8

weakest comeback possible.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Hoping for a kiss? I guess ignorance is bliss.

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RichardPencil 30

Just because you're stupid doesn't mean you're not a hot kisser.

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Razell 13

Ouch. Well, at least it saves you the time of wondering if he'd be a suitable match for you.

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Exaspera 54

"Everyone is an idiot. Just on different subjects." -Will Rogers

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Druu 53

There's no way I'm the only one wondering what OP did to merit that remark. Waiting on the follow up..

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Bluepies 24

Don't hold your breath. Every idiot thinks they're a genius.

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cakefete2 30

Google translate makes people say the darnedest things.

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iamscott 16

Talk about a low blow... ouch

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