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By Dunzo15 - 02/05/2009 06:28 - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

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By DontGive2Fox - 05/03/2019 04:00

Today, I had my first job interview and didn’t have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn’t speak. FML

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By Paul - 21/08/2023 00:02

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By Anonyme - 29/05/2012 10:19

Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML

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That went well

By not on life, that's for fucking sure - 25/10/2014 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML

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By Tiffer27 - 25/01/2016 18:02 - United States

Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML

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By RIP job - 28/09/2016 04:26 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML

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By SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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That escalated quickly

By lonelyharts86 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML

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By ugh - 21/01/2014 18:55 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I went to an important job interview. I was really anxious but tried to soldier on anyway. When I was called in, my nerves got so bad that I reverted to speaking my second language. Not first, second. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting the job. FML

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Stress test

By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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Saturday 2 May 2009 19:12

HAHAHA!!

FunWriter20 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:13

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

Comments

mike307 11

Monday 17 December 2012 22:06

SCORE! How's that a FML

ak_girl04 4

Monday 28 January 2013 0:42

Sweet haha

_RedHawK_101_ 0

Tuesday 21 May 2013 5:50

Weed Brownies? :P

Orchard 33

Friday 24 May 2013 20:54

Never trust a brownie you didn't bake yourself ;)

Sir_Swaggington 6

Wednesday 12 June 2013 16:26

And this is why you don't steal stuff.

threer 30

Monday 1 July 2013 20:19

Shame on you for taking another's brownie! YDI.. no, seriously.

evolute72113 9

Wednesday 17 July 2013 4:58

U can bust him for weed and if u call a crime stoppers number make some quick cash

kaitlynanne33 5

Friday 25 October 2013 21:48

LOL I've had that happen once & I had to go to school . I got a 17 on my retake test . fyl

LedBasedPaint 8

Monday 4 November 2013 17:13

How did you make it home? I assume if you were that stoned, every road looked a little yellow-bricked.

Leeroy2259 4

Thursday 21 November 2013 17:33

haha that's funny

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