Fragile

By Stigmamma - 15/08/2020 20:02

Today, my husband said he felt "dizzy from blood loss" after his nose started "pissing blood." After I said the tiny drop of blood from his split second nose bleed wouldn't cause dizziness, he got mad at me for "attacking his masculinity." FML
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princess_stabitty 20

You can't attack something that clearly isn't there.

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genuinegoodguy 9

You probably lose more blood every menstrual cycle. Tell that to Mr Tough Guy.

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princess_stabitty 20

You can't attack something that clearly isn't there.

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genuinegoodguy 9

You probably lose more blood every menstrual cycle. Tell that to Mr Tough Guy.

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Jonkbaby 22

I would get his blood pressure checked

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DoctorPALO 14

YDI for being married to such a prissy little milquetoast.

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-Silverfox- 10

Lots of people gets dizzy or pass out just by the sight of blood, though! Ie. having blood drawn or just a papercut.

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JasonThorn 20

If that was this guy, he would get snippy about a drop or blood or get mad about attacking his one-ply masculinity. He'd just pass out.

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aryania 7

fear of blood and testing masculinity are two different things.

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