Health: Today, I had my gallbladder removed. I have a very painful incision... - FML

By IHeartBlueJay - 08/02/2013 05:31 - United States

Today, I had my gallbladder removed. I have a very painful incision in my belly that makes any kind of movement excruciating. I've had the hiccups 5 times so far. FML

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IHeartBlueJay 14

Friday 8 February 2013 17:07

Yeah they did it laparoscopically. And any kind of major surgery is going to be painful, but having it done laparoscopically is much, much better than an open incision! Try not to worry, it's a very safe surgery and they'll take good care of you :)

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Pleonasm 35

Friday 8 February 2013 12:19

That must be just galling for you.

sniken 14

Friday 8 February 2013 12:25

Feel your pain! Had my spleen removed some years back.. Not very fun being ticklish and have 3 older brothers...

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cgguardian 17

Friday 8 February 2013 19:05

Dang...are you on any pain meds? That could possibly help a bit.

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 8 February 2013 21:14

Wow, I'm so sorry. I'll second the spoonful of sugar recommendation, if you aren't feeling too crappy to swallow anything.

twiztedone 19

Friday 8 February 2013 21:21

Been there done that! Just wait until you gotta poo! Sorry op!

NixieJ92 6

Friday 8 February 2013 22:17

I feel your pain. I had an appendectomy not too long ago. Then immediately got a cough. Hurt like hell for weeks! :( Hopefully the pain will ease soon! :)

Msbrat823 4

Friday 8 February 2013 22:54

You have my sympathy that's for sure. I've had 7 surgeries on my stomach so I know how you feel. Just wait until you sneeze or cough! Ouch! Or when respitory comes in and tells you to put a pillow over your stomach and cough! Yeah right! Anyway, my thoughts for a speedy recovery.

kristinl77 1

Friday 8 February 2013 23:42

Do NOT sneeze or cough!!!!! I learned the painful way....

BodyCountEndless 20

Friday 8 February 2013 23:45

Peanut butter stops hiccups

Angelrae 5

Saturday 9 February 2013 0:04

Really?

meg1124 6

Saturday 9 February 2013 0:07

I understand complety OP. The only differences were that it was my appendix, and I had three incisions...

Satoaoi 13

Saturday 9 February 2013 0:16

I would of passed out

Ler610 0

Saturday 9 February 2013 1:20

I had may gallbladder removed last year... The hiccups hurt so freaking much but I'm so glad I don't have a huge scar

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