Transportation: Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize...

By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 04:41 - United States

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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Who talks to you like that at work?

By marie - 28/03/2021 11:02

Today, I decided to listen to some music at work, so I plugged in my headphones and turned on Spotify. Only the music decided to play out loud instead. I was called a “disrespectful little bitch who wasn’t raised right” for not using my headphones. FML

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I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

By DontSniffMyHair - 07/07/2021 06:01

Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML

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By Come on - 29/01/2012 00:46 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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Nice try

By gabby - 13/12/2009 17:30 - Canada

Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

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Family jewels

By DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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Ah, teenage love…

By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 19:00 - United States - Mineral

Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML

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ExManiac 1

Saturday 28 April 2012 11:45

Women want equality right? Give her a surprise and smack her right back!

SKilshaw 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 11:54

It's just annoying when people listen to their music that loud.

Comments

IndianGiver 8

Saturday 28 April 2012 12:28

Shouldve played that new song by Kelly Clarkson after she punched you. "What doesn't kill you, makes you STRONGER!"

Demonfish 14

Saturday 28 April 2012 15:24

"whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you pissed off!"- punch me I bleed, by children of bodom. I think I'd prefer this given the OP's situation.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 28 April 2012 12:33

That's when you select "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry, and make sure she can hear it.

thelastavailable 13

Saturday 28 April 2012 12:34

I don't think she wanted to hear her favourite song, she probably just wanted to tell you to turn it down in the most uncomfortable way possible.

jerseyboy732 16

Saturday 28 April 2012 12:39

tell her to buy her own iPod and screw off

AwesomeEDNathi 1

Saturday 28 April 2012 12:47

Love it

honeybuncher 3

Saturday 28 April 2012 13:12

Fart and walk away.

McNerdyNerd 8

Saturday 28 April 2012 14:05

I agree with #11 about the turn the hell your music down!!! However, don't switch your large over the ear headphones for in the ear ones. For the most part, they can and will ruin your earbuds, especially if that's how long you listen to music!!! They don't cancel noise, just makes your noise louder lol

Cad6 24

Saturday 28 April 2012 14:41

OP should just ask her what her least favorite song is, and play it, and then start obnoxiously singing it. But then again, OP might not have any Justin Bieber songs.