By karmasabitch - 17/05/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
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Ami8919 0

YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.

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VioletStrange 0

YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?

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billnye7 0

YDI indeed, can't wait to see all the jocks and bullies and wanksters at my reunion...gonna be soo aweseom to laugh in their face...

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EmreArslan 11

You might get punched in the face by those gangsters. Watch out.... Nerd

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Shanny_fml 0

ha ha YDI for being mean 2 the person who was a 'nerd' look where that nerd is and where u are.

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bortzy93 0

hahah **** your life indeed. try and find the gal he divorced perhaps

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_xxkitkatxx_ 0

OWNED He prob getting laid more too Thats karma bitch

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grazynaanka 0

I guess you didn't get the memo that they people you pick on in school, usually end up being the most sucessful. And I'm sure you're gf would love to know you said that about her.

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ArtsySwag 0

Beautiful/sexy girls can't work at 7-11? =/ Shame on you for picking on people though :(.

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nityasomaiya 46

Agreed! Supermodels can be brainless twits and your girlfriend probably loves you for being you. I hope you have matured since highschool, but it sounds like you still have some growing up to do.

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chrispy0111 0

That just shows what a dick you were in high school, and YDI. Karma's a bitch.

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hcolovex0x 0

YDI. but you shouldn't be going out with your current girlfriend if thats how you feel about her...

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kitties_fml 12

DUH. Intelligence/"nerdiness" gets you places, being a dumbass bully doesn't.

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omglyktotally78 0

#27 since he was jealous of that guys supermodel wife im assuming that his gf isn't much of a looker..or he's just not happy with the way she looks...doesnt have anything to do with working at 7/11

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withered 30

Clearly he himself doesn't have the looks, else some supermodel would find him attractive. Nor does he seem to have any other attributes to compensate for his looks that would attract a model (good job, money, for example). And he clearly lacks in the personality part. I don't know why someone like him would complain.

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